The Kamentary Track

This Episode’s Kamentary
Dragonsteel Nexus
Pokemon Pocket TCG, again
The Crocodile Hunter
Hojo being nice?
Various explanations for plot holes
Mistaken Identity
Stardew Valley
Existential Farming
Hikawa flirting
Ryo’s bruised titty
The Agito Capture Plan 2.0. 3.0?
Ozawa’s bullshit meter
Deus Ex Machina
Stellio Dextera
What vaping does to you
Emotional Abuse
Dramatic doctor assignments
No one is changing their behavior
Confusion, OR’s
Stellio Sinistra
Agito Shining Form
Shoichi in Jail
Obligatory Lizard Monsters
Next Time: Shoichi tries gaslighting
Theme Song: Diamond by EXO
 
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This Episode’s Kamentary
Question Mark Man
Flamecraft
Yet another Agito
New credits
Kino’s so kool, more, again
Tomato Cake
Medical malpractice with a bow on it
The true origin of the Dyatlov Pass Incident
Kamen Rider does not understand medicine, more, again
A dropped plot
Strange places to walk a dog
How is Canosus like peanut butter?
A masterful disguise
Mana’s superpowers, more, again
How bike maintenance does not work
Stalking shifts
Poochie
We’re just doing X-Men now
Kino’s arm may or may not be talking to him
Agito as Highlander
Face Heel Turn
Ouroboros of absurdity
Next Time: Ryo returns to form
Theme song: Mental Breaker by Block B
 
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This Episode’s Kamentary
Cody disappears for Brandon Sanderson
Florida law
Kamen Rider protagonist hair
A bat’leth?
Prage
Proof vampires don’t exist
Ryo’s bisexual hair
Shoichi’s manic episode
Hikawa requires supervision
Corvus Canosus
Japanese Neo
The Hero of the Akatsuki-gou
This is not an Omegaverse podcast
Kamen Rider doesn’t understand medicine
One way to get access to an OR
Blue Cross Blue Shield guidelines
Coolness, your mileage may vary
K2, maybe
Agito Club
Majima gives up agency
Piscis Serratus
Writing vs Directing, more, again
Kino Kaoru
Another Agito
Big Damn Heroes
G Gundam
Next Time: More Kino koolness.
Theme song: Overdose by EXO
 
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This Episode’s Kamentary
Pokémon Pocket TCG
Kamen Rider Gavv
We’re old
Ryo’s comeuppance
Conflict resolution
The true leader of The Akatsuki-Gou
Homoerotic tension, more, again
Propheta Cruentus, The Blood-Stained Prophet
El of Water’s go to
Man Cold Moments
World saving shift work
American Magic
Same sex marriage in Japan, or lack there of
Self-actualization, minus the self
Agito Burning Form
The Rule Symbolism
Ryo’s personal sleep paralysis demon
Next Time: The doctor is in.
Theme song: Through the Fire by 2PM
 
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This Episode’s Kamentary
Roombas
The New Mutants
The El of Water
Confusion, Powers
Ryo doesn’t want to know your identity
Do not insult Hikawa’s bug man crush
Heroic Blue Screen of Death
The fate of the Akatsuki-Gou
Phytokinesis
Will we ever find out who Kino is?
A decent Hojo scene
A concerning sentence
Bad conflict management skills
Masumi is a more interesting character, too late
Pudge the fish
Agito is just X-men
A low stakes bike chase
An unbelievable fight
Agito is just Saiyans
Who knows who is who
Next Time: We’re cutting it close
Theme song: Ghost by DreamNote

This Episode’s Kamentary
Fictional Jace’s
Mike Tyson v. Jake Paul
Various states of dead
When to reevaluate your social circle
Biblical parallels, again
Taichi, agent of chaos
The Ma-ob
Metaphors
Black and White, and Red all over
New tiers of insignificant characters
Hikawa’s responsibilities
The structure of the Akatsuki-Gou survivors, or lack there of
Academic rebellion
Even Jed can’t be bothered at this point
Principal Skinner
Metaphorgotten
The Akatsuki-gou don’t get closure
What’s motivates an Orca
The best excuses
Ryo discovers a new musical genre
Ryo’s hair product
Toku Jesus
Next Time: We’ve got spirit, yes we do
Theme song: Alive by SHINee

This Episode’s Kamentary
Cody has delusions of relevance
Shoichi gives good advice
The Professor’s questionable parenting methods
Don’t listen to Hojo
A very aggressive fountain
Acceptable targets of weird
A fate worse than Truck-kun
Cetos Orcinus, Boss Orca
Foreshadowing
Majima Koji
The Toku/BL Pipeline
The Odagiri Effect, again
The Disastrous Life of Saiki K.
0 to divorced real fast
Blade Runner vs. The 5th Element
Confusion, Nomeclature, again
The Plan, or lack thereof
Women according to Inoue
Chekov’s Hand Size
The Akatsuki-Gou School for Gifted Youngsters
Slider Mode, again
Motivation, or lack thereof, more, again
Where this is going. Maybe
Character bandwidth
Next Time: We’re going off the deep end
Theme song: Daisy by PENTAGON

This Episode’s Kamentary
·         Titles
·         Warhammer 40k, more, again
·         BoJack Horseman, again
·         Standard Agito
·         Communal food etiquette
·         How Hojo is and is not an ass this episode
·         Mean Girls
·         Extreme couponing
·         Multiuse Industrial Spaces
·         PTSD triggers
·         300
·         Passive Aggressive Kombat
·         Crustata Palleo
·         Always double tap
·         Motivations
·         Devil’s Advocate
·         The most critical error
·         Jed’s the asshole
·         When you’re most vulnerable
·         Nephilim
·         Power Powers
·         Thaumaturgy vs Psychometry, more, again
·         Yukatas
·         Color coordinated henshin belts
·         Sushi Traumas
Next Time: The gang's in a peench.
Theme song: Superpowers by Itzy

This Episode’s Kamentary
We apologize for the sound quality of the last few episodes; after moving recording locations we’re still adjusting our settings.
Kamen Rider Wizard
Zoids
Malicious Compliance
Xu-Goma-Gu, again
Piscis Arapaima
Marine Biology with Cody, again
The Bends
Cloudcuckoolander
Effects of the lack of Ichijo
Psychically porous plastics, again
Shoichi’s master plan
Debbie
Proper amounts of phantom thieves
Nicolas Cage via Wes Anderson
Hikawa gets serious
Shoichi’s aura of bullshit, again
How Hikawa maintains his twinkness
Tennis Love
We may or may not understand criminal investigations
Police are not your friends
Nerf Guns
Fucking Teamwork
Ryo doesn’t get good days, even dead
Next Time: Stuff happens, for reasons
Theme song: Sherlock (Clue+Note) by SHINee