The Kamentary Track

This Episode’s Kamentary
Full Metal Tarot Brotherhood
Bojack Horseman
Banjo, disambiguated
Ambition
Kobayashi Yasuko
Writers vs. Directors, more, again
DMT bursts
MiB
Felinious Distractions
Ryo’s rap sheet
Spotlight Episodes
Very specific superpowers
Echinus Famelicare
Sea Urchikens
Acid Heelies
Uncomfortable subtext
Kamen Rider Typings, more, again
Trauma
The Worst X-Man Ever
Actual Kidnapping
Night Shamoements
Gills’ mouth check
The Moonshiner
Next Time: There’s something fishy going on
Theme song: Have a Nice Day by Block B

This Episode’s Kamentary
Sauron, disambiguated
Adaptational vibe checks
Nonspecific bondage chickens
Who the fuck’s Kino?
Revelatory costume changes
Corvus Calvis
Sexism
Confusion, directors vs writers
Sawaki Yukino
(Podcast) Official Nomenclature
Sexism, again
Walking Spoiler
Confusion, nomenclature
Sawki’s motivation, maybe
Irony
Confusion, visual
Trinity Form, again
Amnesia, again
Confusion, directors vs writers, again
Ferbuses
We’re sorry
Silver linings
Next Time:  Summer Daze
Theme song: Kill the Romeo by ZEROBASEONE

This Episode’s Kamentary
How Cody plays DnD
Ichi the Witch
Pacing, or lack thereof, again
Delicious comeuppance
Shoichi’s aura of entrapment
Slutty vegetables
Various uses of tomatoes
Corvus Luscus
Artistic choices
Cryptid disambiguation
Casually menacing walking
Interior design choices
Shoichi disambiguation, partially
Filter (over)use
Corvus Intonsus
Masumi has ill intent
Trinity Form
Powers as the Plot Demands
A bad dual-wielding combo
It’s Always Sunny in Philadelphia
Night Shyamalan vs. Inoue Toshiki
Next Time: An exercise in futility
Theme song: It’s All Coming Back to Me by Celine Dion

This Episode’s Kamentary
Space Marine 2
Shoichi remembers the Z axis
More Dakka
Potamotrigon Cassis
Hojo’s smarm levels
A Braveheart Reference
Hot Cross Buns
Magic Tricks
Emotional Support Kono
Too Perfect
An unnecessary flashback
Magic Tricks, again
Shoichi can bully anyone
Hojo unsupervised
Ozawa is an opportunist
Japanese labor laws, or lack there of
Suit actors are artists who deserve more respect
Shoichi’s Pokemon type
Symbolism?
Sky High
Next Time: The hidden origins of Shoichi
Theme song: Magic by 2PM

This Episode’s Kamentary
This episode was edited while I was evacuating hurricane Helene. There are a few hiccups, please understand.
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The 01 Driver
Sloth Friend
Bureaucratic Blame Games
Our own Taichi head cannon
A lamp gets promoted
Badminton Breaks
Potamotrigon Cucullus
Gratuitous Latin
Invisible vs. Incorporeal
Warhammer 40k, more, again
Hojo reaches even lower levels of awful
Our weird ship
Ryo is still part of this show
Cop Math
Ozawa’s master plan
Evangelion vibes
More Gundam references
Difficult math
Marine biology with Cody
Next Time: Ryu has a good day, in a certain way.
Theme song: Doll by (G)I-DLE

The episode originally mixed exclusively to the left audio track. That should now be fixed.
This Episode’s Kamentary
Birthdays and Anniversaries
The return of Business Man
Pun based assholery
Fanservice
Omuro has delusions of grandeur
Cody is a mark
The V1 System
Hojo’s superpower
Tofu based Iron Man qualifications
Manzai
Omuro has a valid point
The Iron Man off
Kamen Rider G3-X
Gundam, more, again
I. is a crapshoot
A well-placed basketball
Saiyan Biology
GX-05 Kerberos
Space Marine 2
Monster Mash
Catharsis by proxy
Mecha Godzilla
Next Time: We really go through it.
Theme song: Trigger by SHINee

This Episode’s Kamentary
·         Kevin Can Go Fuck Himself
·         Crush House
·         Hikawa is hot, more, again
·         Various levels of G
·         Gross misappropriation of tax-payer money
·         Professor Takamura Kosuke
·         Apis Vespa
·         Misogyny
·         Thank you, Toku Stats
·         The Ladette
·         Puns, more, again
·         Aspis Mellitus
·         Weird science facts I’m not going to check for veracity
·         Shoichi’s source of inspiration
·         Retroactive monster downgrade
·         VR vs AR
·         Sword nomenclature
·         Ozawa, the best character in the show
Next Time: We force the issue of the Ironman-Off
Theme song: Honey by Lay

This week’s Kamentary
Black Myth Wukong
Plot relevant powers
Ozawa has ulterior motives
Impromptu bondage
With great power comes great insanity
Shoichi and Ryo skipped some steps
Shoichi gets dumped, sort of
Problems in nomenclature translation
Hojo is not self-aware
Panteras Rubeo vs. Marco Rubio
Aki has a lot of, probably unearned, confidence
Ryo’s cycle
Speed running relationships
Aki’s toxic trait, other than lying
Gills’ boner whip
An entirely original sentence
The last Monster Mash for a bit
Fun matters
Next Week: Bee here or bee square
This episode’s theme song: Crazy by 4Minute

This week’s Kamentary
WMAC Masters
Japanese property laws, maybe
Cinematography Choices
What’s the deal with Theos?
Emotional whiplash
The voices in Ryo’s head
Sekiya Masumi
Sagara Katsuhiko
Layers
Proper business placement
Car tips
Plot armor
Pantheras Cyanaeus, Pantheras Rubeo, and Pantheras Magistra
Cat nipples
Palette Swaps
Nobody likes Taichi
Rating on spite
Fool me once…
Next Week: Some crazy cat fights
This episode’s theme song: Judas sung by Key of SHINee (Original by Adele)

This week’s Kamentary
Creature features
The best comic book movie of all time
Sweltering bias
What constitutes a good day for Ryo
Ozawa is Sigourney Weaver
Ramen fortune telling
The pickle Hojo wants
Shoichi bullies Hikawa. More. Again.
Hojo does actual work
The lamp has a comeback
Hojo’s perfect Sunday
Proper timing for bike-fu
When to offer up an alibi
Pet the Dog
Ryo literally falls for Shoichi
Feature or Bug? You decide
Next Week: Herding cats
This episode’s theme song: Electric Shock by f(x)