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Episode 87, Ryuki Episode 7

This Week’s Kamentary
YouTube favorites
Zebraskull Iron and it’s death whiny
Kamen Rider Zolda
Ryo fashion
Fire safety, or lack there of
Okubo’s fashion choices
New head cannon
Inoue’s return
Kanzaki Sanako, Auntie
Crayfish husbandry
A cinematographical choice
Kitaoka Shuichi
Suit acting, disambiguated
Acceptable levels of crazy
Auntie’s feelings about Shinji
Kitaoka’s philosophies
Yura Goro-Chan
We have Hikawa at home
Zebraskull Bronze
Tropasatsu: BFG
Next Time: Zolda shoots his shot
Theme Song: whistle by BLACKPINK
 
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Episode 86, Ryuki EPisode 6

This Week’s Kamentary
The Alters
The Tatake counter
Crab Battle
Guard Defense: Shelldefense
Dark City
When to make the phone call
Convenience, ad nauseum
Plot contrivances
Shinji noises
Reiko goes full journalist
They’re really with the crabs
A very cool art installation
Missing Context
Sound effects budget
Rules, maybe
Another cool fight location
Nasty Vent
Final Vent: Scissor’s Attack
Tropasatsu: Death by Irony
The original plan for Ryuki
Volcancer Rolls
The most suspicious behavior Yui has ever seen
Zebra v Big Bad Beetle Borg
A lot to rank
Next Time: An unexpected return
Theme Song: Bite Back by THE BOYZ
 
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Episode 85, Ryuki Episode 5

This Week’s Kamentary
Our YouTube Algorithms
Volcancer
The cost of Disney Tickets
Written in Infirmity
Sudo Masashi
Criming
Trigun, more, again
Wasp Fountain, again
Kamen Rider Scissors
Tropasatsu: Good colors, bad colors
Ren is the best investigative journalist
Jared eat’s his words
What happens to isekaied Kamen Rider characters
A very obvious trap
German Expressionist Film
Strike Vent: Scissorspinch
Guard Vent: Dragshield, a chicken shield
Cask of Amontillado
Next Time: Ryuki’s in a real pinch
Theme Song: The King by VIXX
 
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Episode 84, Ryuki Episode 4

This Week’s Kamentary
Aquarium problems
A great horrifying realization
Sinners
Journalisms
Ron
Information pollution
Okubo’s dreams
Shimada’s lizard
The Kanzakis’ relationship
Trust, I guess
Cody vs Excel
Parkour
Protagonist Chi
Shinji’s stupidity, or lack there of
A cool effect
2 riders one mirror
Tropasatsu: Red Oni, Blue Oni
Sexual tension
Jed could say, but won’t
Carcinisation
Next Time: We’re all with the crabs now
Theme Song: Eyes on You by Seventeen
 
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Episode 83, Ryuki Episode 3

This Week’s Kamentary
Clair Obscure
This year’s Corporate Pride theme
Gold Stars for all
The bystander experience
Trick Vent
How to fight a lance
Mirror World rules, or lack thereof, more
Peak narcissist behavior
Sudoku
Technical truths
Monster flavors
The transitive property
Our friend in the mirror
Tropasatsu: There can be only one
Megazelle
Tea Shop Atori, more
Shiro Kanzaki
Aunt and Uncle disambiguation
Gigazelle
Freeform gardening
Zelle disambiguation
Strike Vent: Dragclaw
Gigazelle’s taste
A bad look
Mirrors are everywhere
Next Time: Just talk already
Theme Song: Double Trouble by TVXQ
 
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Episode 82, Ryuki Episode 2

This Week’s Kamentary
Who’s responsible for the tariffs
Murder through omission
Akiyama Ren
Kanzaki Yui
Kamen Teacher
Tea House Atori
Dispider, again
The one person in every office
Catch 22
Journalistic ethics
Bait
Driders
The Contract Card
Dragreder
Tropasatsu: Bond Creatures
Kamen Rider Ryuki
Ropes and trash bag acting
Sword Vent: Dragsaber
Final Vent: Dragon Rider Kick
Bat Treachery
Vespiquen
Jared’s new fear of dressing rooms
Next Time: Darkwing gets dangerous
Theme Song: Knock Down by Xdinary Heroes
 
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Episode 81, Ryuki Episode 1

This Week’s Kamentary
Special Guest Austin
Ryuki factoids
Words are hard
Dispider
Blipple
Knight and Squire
Can you see wear and tear on computer icons?
ORE Journal
Okubo Daisuke
Garo
Shimada Nanako
Business slutty
Reiko Momoi
Kido Shinji
Gigolo Wannabe
Tropasatsu: Idiot Protagonist
How Shinji has a job
Landlords suck
Advent Decks and Advent Cards
The Seal Card
The Mirror World
Blank Form
Rideshooter
Darkvisor
Sword Vent: Winglancer
Advent Card: Darkwing
Kamen Rider Giant Bat, again
Final Vent: Flying Lance
Rules, or lack there of
Car Blowing Up Budget
What’s wrong with America
Appropriate amounts of spidernappings
Next Time: We shouldn’t let this dragon
Theme Song: Fact Check by NCT127
 
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Special Episode 5, Gridman Episode 1

Again due to life happening we're taking another week before starting our coverage of Ryuki. So in the mean time, here's us watching Gridman. 
 
This episode’s Kamentary
· Variations on the life of Gridman
· Naoto, Yuka, and Ippei
· The 90’s
· Junk
· Too many Takeshis
· Gridman
· Daichi
· Takeshi, an obvious villain
· An incel too early
· Crystal Kaiju Gilarus
· Hollywood Hacking
· A digital storm
· Khan Digifer
· A better explanation for what’s happening
· Fucking lasers
· Very mild electricity
· How to communicate with Gridman
· Naoto loses his 3rd dimension
· Inexplicable backstory
· Matrix Rules
· Toku techniques
· No surgical hygiene
· Takeshi is too real
· The Neon Evangelion Highschool Club
 
Next Time: We finally, for real, actually start Ryuki. I hope.
This episode’s theme song: Weird Science by Oingo Boingo
 
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Special Episode 4, Kamen Rider ZO

All three of us are pretty busy, so we need a couple weeks before we start Ryuki. But We're not leaving you high and dry, instead we're releasing some of our older (almost a year in this week's case) Patreon exclusive bonus episodes. 
 
This week’s Kamentary
· Cody’s hallmark for a real person
· Rider, aka Aso Masaru, aka Kamen Rider ZO
· I’m honestly surprised we didn’t make a Jiminy Crickett reference
·  Neo-Lifeform Doras
·  50% Indiana Jones, 50% James Dean
·  Granpa
·  Mochizuki Hiroshi
·  Overly Dramatic Neo-Lifeform
·  The worst ab workout
·  The Z-Bringer
·  Jurassic Park
·  Rider presumes a lot
·  Reiko, Kuroda, Nishimura, and Miyazaki
·  Kumori Man
·  Kumo Woman
·  Grandpa’s superpower
·  Questionable defense tactics
·  Unwilling Roboticisation
·  Rider’s unexpected superpower
·  That scene from Full Metal Alchemist
·  How you get Neo-Lifeforms
·  The coolest henshin of the movie
·  Obligatory villain base
·  The worst hickey
·  Doctor Mochizuki
·  Neo-Lifeform, again
·  A 1 minute 40 second single take fight scene
·  How to fight near god monstrosities
·  Symbolic ends
·  Godhoppers
 
Next Time: How do computers work?
Theme Song: Ai ga Tomarani by INFIX
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Episode 80, Agito Retrospective

This Week’s Kamentary
We will never catch up
Festivus
Pacing, or lack there of
The episode stats
Arcane, more, again
The legacy of Kuuga on Agito
Tropasatsu: Sliding Scale of Continuity
Can Cody name a single Lord
Monster stats
Immediate contradictions
Cody’s views on killing, again
Hojo v Geoffery
Taichi the Iron Tyrant
Shoichi, Hikawa, and Ryo
Who is the real secondary?
Patreon Special plug
Who’s our favorite rider in Agito?
Worldbuilding
Revelation Space
Practical effects
Take your kid to work day for tokusatsu, more, again
What we discover about Agito
Memorable moments
Ozawa is still the best
The CATS liststing
Next Time: Through a mirror dorkly
 
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