The Kamentary Track

This Week’s Kamentary
He-Man
The Black Company
Dungeon Crawler Carl, more, again
Centaurs and justifiable homicides
Takumi has priorities
A very JRPG backstory
Cat tongues and culpability
The contents of Takumi’s bag
Tropasatsu: Contrasting Sequel Protagonist
Something for everyone
A traffic stop strip tease
Dreams
How not to seem innocent
A convenient pawn shop
Non-consensual haircuts?
Chie takes a dive
Obvious set up is obvious
Jimothy’s alibi
Unethical vs. Illegal
A great Honda advertisement
A big boy
The SB-555L Faiz Pointer and Crimson Smash
Faizing through
Swinging Trunk
Everyone gets one
Next Time: Open your eyes for the next 555, King.
Theme Song: MON5TERS by DOBERMAN INFINITY
 
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This Week’s Kamentary
Inoue Toshiki, more, again
Goroawase
Science
Orphenochs
Kiba Yuji and Chie, a believable couple
Truck-kun
Sonoda Mari
Inui Takumi
Tropasatsu: Real Life Writes the Plot
Tail or No Tail
Smart Lady
Kiba Kazwaki and Yuji’s Unlce
Kohei Noma and Izawa Hiroshi
The Stingfish Orphenoch
Midlife Crisis
Chie, Ren and Kino’s apartment
Straight up horror
Orphenoch tells
Not sexism, at least entirely
Kamen Rider 555, and it’s supposed basis
A mild rider kick
The Horse Orphenoch, Sadgittarius
Various forms of Orphenoch
Monster Mash Returns
Next Time: Power? I hardly know her?
Theme Song: Dead Man Walking by ALL(H)OURS
 
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This Week’s Kamentary
Better off dead?
Hooded Man
Gravitas of death, or lack there of
Don’t try this at home
Ryuga gets some motivation
Goro-chan’s German expressionism
All the vents
Shinji, maybe?
Tropasatsu: Rasputinian Death
Trauma flashback
What do the blue sparkles even do?
Soul Cucked
Geiz and Ren
Various upgrade forms
Eri, for some reason
Odin
Mugen Survive
A loaded 20 minutes
Another Ryuga
Done Dirty
Time Shenanigans
Next Time: Who you gonna call? 555
Theme Song: Undercover by A.C.E.
 
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This Week’s Kamentary
Fun folk lore creatures
Dungeon Crawler Carl, more, again
Ryuga, again
The better man
Symbolic Mirror Limbo
Budget breakdown
Shinji and Ren reunited
Context
Goro-chan is broken
Alternative, or lack thereof
What the Tower represents
A fun fact
Penetration achieved
Tropasatsu: Out of the closet, into the fire
Kamen Rider queer history
A morbid meet cute
A Gegeru
Tezuka gets a downgrade
An absolute beat down
Inoue doesn’t get Ryuki
Next Time: Life finds a way, I guess
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This Week’s Kamentary
Avatar, both
Obsession, the movie
Rider Time Ryuki
Kimura and Ishida
Ishibashi and Tozuka
So damn gay
The new Femme, maybe
Sara
The new stakes
Asakura doesn’t need context
Our Contract Beasts of choice
New tech
Obvious trap is obvious
Ren aged well
Various vents
Goro-chan deserves good things
Kamen Rider Abyss
Tropasatsu: Canon Immigrant
Snakeskin desk pad
Another Ryuki
Waluigi
Kamen Riders Zi-O and Geiz
Okamoto Jiro, more, again
Istvan Masacre
Deadly flap flap
Projection
Abyss was robbed
Next Time: So damn gay
Theme Song: Want More? One More! by NEXZ
 
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Producer Jed is on vacation, so enjoy Dragon Knight Episode 1
 
This Week’s Kamentary
· The release of Dragon Knight, or lack thereof
· Xaviax and Gelnewt
· Tropasatsu: Ascended Extra
· Kamen Rider Wing Knight
· Legally distinct Darkwing
· The Terminator
·  A very mid 2000’s rock opening
· Kit Taylor and Frank Taylor
· We are not qualified to discuss the foster care system
· That’s not how the phrase works
· The dangers of improper ventilation
· Clever CG
· Mia Young
· Aunt Grace, Lacy, and Trent
· Scooping, disambiguation
· German Expressionism, more, again
· Len
· Mugging vs Feeling Up
· One Improvement
· Why Kamen Rider didn’t catch on, maybe
Next Time: Again? Again!, for real this time
Theme Song: Criminal Love by Enhyphen
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This Week’s Kamentary
Sound’s a little iffy this week, something happened with recording settings. I did my best to fix.
A plethora of undeserved gifts
Rider Round Up
We will never believe Ren/Eri
Kitaoka and Goro-chan are perfect
Okamoto Jiro is the best
The horror of Kanzaki
Monster speed run
Paper vs. Reality
Goldphoenix?
Dragons are cool
What Jed would and wouldn’t fuck
The Three Little Pigs Approach
Monster Personalities, or lack there of
Playing with mirrors
A Doctor Who tangent
Rules as tools
Pidgeodin
Great ensembles
That Picard quote
A dead horse
Sappy stuff
Time shenanigans
Next Time: Again? Again!
 
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This Week’s Kamentary
Shameless Plug
The state of Cody’s novel
Jed’s X-Read Through, more, again
Kanzaki does Rod Sterling
Kamen Rider Verde
Uncomfortable Stoogery
Artistic Masturbation, again
Mispider
Sakakibara Koichi and the weirdest fan sign ever
Respider
We got 45 minutes
A load bearing mirror
Cool use of powers
Takamizawa Itsuro
Scissors vs Imperer, turf war
Takamizawa’s Tuesday mornings
Tezuka’s new backstory
Verde’s arsenal
Final Vent: Death Banish and Biogreeza
Jun has a fan club?
What we do have time for, apparently
Cuckolding, again
Solospider
Asakura has a point
Strange alliances
Imperer and Tiger’s first appearance
Ryuga, Femme’s simp
Shinji Survive
A rhino eating spider
Tropasatsu: Bolivian Army Ending
Once More with Feeling
Okubo as a Rider
Next Time: We go retro(spective)
Theme Song: FIRE by PSYCHIC FEVER from EXILE TRIBE feat. SPRITE
 
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This Week’s Kamentary
Discussion of Suicide- 1:32:04-1:34:18
Unserious media recommendations
Fuck Inoue, the first of many
Humarionettes
Kamen Rider Femme and Blancwing
Cool mirror transitions
Teru Teru Bozu, Shinji’s new backstory
How Auntie affords the Amazon
Kirishima Miho
A different kind of misogyny
Spoilers for Dirty Rotten Scoundrels
An unfortunate safe bet
Goro-chan isn’t subtle
Final Vent: Misty Slash
The two goats
Shinji character assassination
Tropasatsu: Continuity Snarl
Mirror Entities
Ryo still can’t get good days
Kamen Rider Odin, or lack there of
What Asakura thinks about
Beating a dead horse
A slutty gay tank top
What we do and don’t condone.
A cuck
Shoichi’s second job
Mana the theme park attendant
A complete BLAM!
Yui’s new backstory
A decent explanation for mirror monsters
Wibbly Wobbly Timey Whimey
Kamen Rider Ryuga and Dragblacker
Final Vent: Dragon Kick, 2 Electric Boogaloo
Turducken
Ohja Blank form
Take the hint
Okonomiyaki
The final Agito cameos
Mirror Shinji
Hydragoon
Film budget beat down
The ignominious death of Kamen Rider Femme
Rider’s can't see colors apparently
Shinji makes it all about him
Ren’s new gay panic
Ryuki v. Ryuga
The end?
An inexplicable after credits scene
Reverse End of Evangelion
Next Time: What do you do with 13 Riders?
Theme Song: Super Lady by (G)i-dle
 
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This Episode’s Kamentary
·         Cosmic trades
·         Tops and bottoms
·         The consequences of indoor smoking
·         Proactive policing
·         What constitutes a salad
·         Shoichi’s secret ingredients
·         Cannon, or lack there of
·         Dr. Kuneida and Granny
·         The G3 Mild
·         Backhanded Compliments
·         Scarabaeus Fortis
·         How to water peppers
·         Motivating powers of spite
·         The Professor gets flirty
·         Kuneida Hiroki
·         The best Kono
·         Airbud 17
·         Holding a scene just a little too long
·         How to tell Shoichi is lying
·         The Agito Capture Plan take 3
·         Finally, Ryo
·         High impact therapy
·         Another Another Agito
·         Ryo commits several crimes
·         Plot powered battery life
·         Plot relevant metaphors
·         Hojo’s Tuesday nights
Next Time: Finally, Episode Final (hopefully) 
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