The Kamentary Track

This Week’s Kamentary
Tomi Adeyemi
Objects we wish were real
Angry monster noises
Megumi’s still here
Tropasatsu: I Call it Vera
A Ghost Boat
Hamasaki Mika
Head Cannon, more, again
Auntie is still part of the show
The limitations of verbally describing a visual medium
How to retraumatize a traumatized child
Tell don’t show
Genre awareness, or lack thereof
Buzzstinger Hornet, Wasp, and Bee
Hu’s on first
A misdirect so good, it is actually bad
Spin to win
The Goro Akechi Principle
Next Time: Philosophy and shit
Theme Song: I’m on a Boat by The Lonely Island
 
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Ichi the Witch, again
Fashion Icon Goro-chan, more, again
Symbiosis
Asano Megumi
The fun of being bisexual
A romantic story
Fanservice galore
A similar, but different, romantic story
Stoogery, more, again
Inoue and women, more, again
Variations on the past of Megumi and Kitaoka
A Kitaoka trivia contest
Unspeakable personal hobbies
Megumi’s “un”expected talent
Jared’s new ship
The 180-degree line
Soap Opera disease, again
An unorthodox way to stop a mirror monster
A romantic montage on a lazy Susan
A great filming location
The writers are cowards
Foreshadowing is…
Tropasatsu: Mistaken for Dying
A missed opportunity
ORE’s new employee
Shimada is scary
Next Time: There’s a snake in my boat
Theme Song: Hot Sumer by f(X)
 
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This Week’s Kamentary
Cody’s side hustle, again
Dragonsteel Nexus, more, Again
You know you fucked up when
Time shenanigans, again
Protagonist concussions
Shinobu Kurai, the Gendo Akari looking mother fucker
The cure to male loneliness
Goro-chan is just that good
Tropasatsu: Big Lipped Alligator Moment, or BLAM!
Polycules solve everything
Stoogery, in several flavors
Sonorabuma
Shieldboarder and his codpiece
A perfect pair
Yui’s Entrapment Persona
The stoogery has not, and will not stop
Takeuchi Mari
A misleading necklace
Sartorial comfort levels
Cody puts more thought than Inoue
Hot chocolate cicadas
Inoue’s strong suit
The audiobook Cody narrated is called "Super Materials of the Future"
Next Time: A Goro-chan focused episode?
Theme Song: Stupid Cupid by NCT Dream
 
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This Week’s Kamentary
Luude
Brandon Sanderson, more, again
Colossus: The Forbin Project
Metric for episode quality
Time Vent
Time shenanigans
Symbolism
Things my dad says
Stuff we forgot
Existential Horror
A bunch of assholes
Changed timelines, possibly
Asakura crotch
Gold Bird Jerk
Tropasatsu: Note to Self
Shinji’s, new motivation
What this was all for
Majora’s Mask
Our favorite clip show
Gambling
Next Time: Tonal whiplash
Theme Song: Chronosaurus by Stray Kidz
 
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This Week’s Kamentary
Weird genres of media we enjoy
13th disambiguated
Final Fantasy Naming
Abysslasher, Abyssagon, and Kamen Rider Abyss
Physics breaking punches
Yui gets her agency back
Science Mirrors
A child’s ultimate weapon
Golden anaconda
Auntie’s two things
Breakfast foods, or lack there of
Shinji’s new bestie
Stoogery
Asakura’s new hovel
A very special episode
C water
Why Goro-chan is great
Kamen Rider Odin
Shocking revelations
Tropasatsu: 13 is unlucky
Cool swords
Shinji’s debt to Ren, more, again
Next Time: It’s just a jump to the left
Theme Song: Dr. BeBe by PENTAGON
 
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This Week’s Kamentary
Fan mail
Gundam Thunderbolt: December Sky
Chris Angel
Progress perception
Proper Goro-chan fashion
Kitaoka’s new game
Literal executive dysfunction
A moral filibuster
Thinks He’s Important and Goro-sham
AbyssHammer, A Battle Toad Chrysler
The return of Yui’s agency
Super lawyers and gyoza
Transitory injuries
Beeps and boops
Cat names
Tropasatsu: Loyal Phlebotinum
Stoogery
Shark colors?
Next Time: Unlucky Thirteen
Theme Song: Crazy Stupid Fun by Ampers&One
 
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This Week’s Kamentary
Bears Talk Bisons
Flavors of cider
A weird transition
A very blatant love confession
Asakura Akira
Reiko’s motivation, or lack thereof
The illusion of movement
OhNoue strikes again
Signs of a narcissist
A very familiar location
A sudden, but inevitable betrayl
Reiko’s skewed priorities
A long procession of new challengers
Ghosts of Kamen Riders past
Unite Vent
Genocider, a Zoid
Tropasatsu: Names to Run Away from Very Fast
The limits of Kamentary Track after Dark
Inoue’s, not so, secret skill set
Next Time: Zolda shenans aigan
Theme Song: Play Dumb by OMEGA X
 
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This Week’s Kamentary
The Birb Saga, continued
Dungeon Crawler Carl, more, again
Words have meanings
Negazelle
A distressed ingenue
Shinji’s big issue
How to avoid murderers
A weird sex thing
Tropasatsu: Intrepid Reporters
The lynch pin to Shimada’s life
Agito, again, maybe
The titular Ouja’s Secret
Ren’s still a tsundere bitch
The reflection of a playground
Omegazelle
Wings of Gales Darkraider
Blast Vent
Gloriously stupidly overly complicated finisher Final Vent: Shippudan
Shinji’s “genius” idea
Zelle disambiguation
How to ruin a cliff hangar
Cape and Water Buffalo, diambiguated
Next Time: It’s all coming together for Asakura
Theme Song: Power Up by Red Velvet
 
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This Week’s Kamentary
Cody’s new gig
Disturbing trick or treating facts
Strategy Schmategy
Trick Vent at its best
The value of a pianist’s hands
Tom and Jerry
Kamen Rider Blade, disambiguated
Double Entendre’s abound
Goro-chan doesn’t need saving
Cody’s excuse
Rens, lack of, trenchcoat
Communication, or lack there of
Asakura’s deal, maybe
Shimada and personal space
Blatant lies
Jed’s tombstone
What’s up with Yui?
Tropasatsu: Narm
Irony, more, again
Knight Survive Form
Strategic framing
Jared may not understand himself
Next Time: Secrets are no fun unless you share them with everyone
Theme Song: Free from K-Pop Demon Hunters
 
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This Week’s Kamentary
Jared’s new contract beast
Kamen Rider X
Dungeon Crawler Carl, again
Survive: Shippu Advent Card
GuldThunder and his Mirror Tentacles
The Turkey Grand Slam
A romantic stroll on the beach
Drawing F6
Ridercules
Women with agency
The Toku Dress
Rider Group Chat
How to make a terrible show
Tropasatsu: Out of Character is Serious Business
Head Dildo
Kamen Rider Kiva
Rat Face
Worry by proxy
Tezuka’s backstory
Saito Yuchi
Kitaoka’s deflection
Ho-oh’s flavor
Goro-chan get’s a new nickname
Next Time: Destiny comes calling
Theme Song: BFF by P1Harmony
 
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