The Kamentary Track

This Week’s Kamentary
Dungeon Crawler Carl
Are You Afraid of the Dark Universe
Sike
A late rhino
Boring Morals
The Jun Perspective
Ass, or lack there of
Auntie can’t lie
Cult of the Lamb
Green Juice, again
Tropasatsu: Brick Joke
Duty of Care
The Thesis Statement
Form and Content
Jared gets what he wants, sort of
The Kanzaki House
Dual Contracts
Burned by Agito
Next Time: A Raia insight into Tezuka
Theme Song: Square Up by Ab6ix
 
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This Week’s Kamentary
Time marches on, more, again
Digimon Story: Time Stranger
A good CG fight
Shinji’s shrill
Tropasatsu: Blood Knight
A sad rhino
Dukes of Hazzard
The Battle for Ren’s Soul
Nomenclature, more, again
Reiko knows stuff
Boyfriend matching
Symbolic Chess
Metalgelas’ cart
Cannibalism
Picture Film
Some methods of stress release
A conflict of interest
Ineffective cops, more, again
Foreshadowing, more, again
Biblical intent, disambiguation
Next Time: There’s rhino more running for anyone
Theme Song: Good Boy Gone Bad by TXT
 
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This Week’s Kamentary
·         Episode 100?!
·         Fan Mail
·         Show Fizz International Edition
·         Shin
·         Hongo Takeshi, Midorikawa Ruriko
·         Spider Aug
·         A few scene for scene recreations
·         Shin Kamen Rider 1, not your parents’ Kamen Rider
·         Professor Midorikawa
·         Prana
·         An interesting contingency measure
·         Schadenfreude
·         Ichiro and K
·         Ichimonji Hayato
·         Tachibana and Taki
·         S.H.O.C.K.E.R.
·         Tropasatsu: Fun with Acronyms
·         The Disney distress signal
·         Bat Aug
·         Robot racism
·         Bug disambiguation
·         Bat viruses in the time of COVID
·         Helmet physics
·         A Rocket Bike
·         Scorpion Aug, and a mostly pointless scene
·         Branding
·         Wasp Aug
·         Lesbians
·         The many facets of Hideaki Anno
·         The return of war crime bullets
·         Mixed signals
·         Ruriko’s questionable origins
·         The Habitat, or Anno’s gonna Anno
·         German Expressionism, more, again
·         Pariphalyzing
·         Shin Kamen Rider 2
·         The meta origins of Ichimonji Hayato, Kamen Rider 2
·         A solution to a problem we didn’t know existed
·         S.H.O.C.K.E.R. brainwashing
·         K.K. Aug, Stabby Boi
·         Late arrival backstory
·         Locust Aug
·         Defensive Wheelieing
·         Unexplained EMPs
·         Kamen Rider 0
·         The Titanic door
·         The unofficially announced Sequel
·         So many ratings
·         Thank so much for your support
Next Time: Ren is still a tsundere bitch
Theme Song: Hands Up by 2PM
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Due to several minor inconviences episode 100 will be delayed 1 more week. In the meantime, here is our coverage of Kamen Rider Gavv episode 1 from our Patreon archives.
This Episode’s Kamentary
·         Inoue Shoma
·         Color Palettes
·         Rapid depressurization
·         Shoma pulls a Shoichi
·         Terminal velocity
·         Truck-kun, more, again
·         Wear your seatbelt
·         Inoue Michiru
·         Karakida Hanto
·         A lack of tact
·         Gochizo
·         Gavvs
·         Body Horror
·         Unusual points of connection
·         Big creepy vibes
·         More safety tips
·         Granute Hound
·         Kamen Rider Gavv
·         Meeseeks
·         What makes a monster?
·         An amazing fight scene
·         The Vroocan Buggy
·         Kicking Gummy Assist
·         Big O
·         Amane Sachika
·         A peak episode
Next Time: Episode 100! For real. Hopefully.
Theme song: Sugar Rush Ride by TXT

This Week’s Kamentary
Chessons on Duolingo
Jun’s redemption, sort of
The least observant hostage taker
Auntie’s secret side hustle
Tezuka goes full pick me girl
Shinji’s X-men power
Okubo’s power trip
What not to do in a hostage situation
German Expressionism, more, again
Tear Gas, maybe
Familial Shinji
A Rider Jamboree
Sword Vent: VenoSaber
The best kind of correct
Confine Vent
Gai Vent
Final Vent: Veno Crash
Tropasatsu: Hoist on Your Own Petard
Jun, Chaos Goblin
A lot of Advent Cards
Next Time: Episode 100?!
Theme Song: Zoo by Red Velvet
 
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This Week’s Kamentary
Cody’s new hobby
Jared’s birthday
Avenue Q
The Z-Axis, more, again
Several innuendos
Tropasatsu: Even Evil has Standards
Atori’s employment crisis
Tezuka v Auntie
Accountability
Yui’s disappearance
A quick recap of our riders so far
The metaphysics of the Mirror World, or lack thereof
Kamen Rider Ohja, a very tall rider
Okubo’s decision process
Japanese army surplus stores, apparently
Goro-chan’s reflexes
Jun’s redemption, sort of
Eddie’s Kitchen, again
Puppy protags
Cops are useless
Roast Newt
Not how any of this works
Next Time: It’s like a zoo up in here
Theme Song: Pretty Psycho by Purple Kiss
 
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This Week’s Kamentary
Hot Yoga
Ren’s mental collapse
Amazonia Jill
Tropasatsu: Screw Destiny
Rider sleeping arrangements
Gelnewt
An ineffective interrogation
Warhammer 40k, more, again
Old reliable
Wholesome buddy cops
Ren’s continued gay panic
Mechanical slime
Double puppets
Asakura Takashi
Wrong opinions
Next Time: Things get a little crazy
Theme Song: In My Head by Stray Kids
 
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This Week’s Kamentary
A proud dad moment
Primitive War
Kamen Rider Zeztz
Abbott and Costello
The MST3k Mantra
Tsundere Ren, again
The taste of Barium
A Digi-bomb
Amaryllis
Twitcharles
The customer service dream
Now for something completely different
A Kamen subplot
Jun’s kink
Tropasatsu: Mundane Made Awesome
Straining credulity, maybe
Stoogery, more, again
Let it be dumb
Another Digi-bomb
Very durable trading cards
Wiskraken, again
Kraken flavor
Next Time: Axolotl more brooding
Theme Song: Glitch Mode by NCT Dream
 
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This Week’s Kamentary
The Bazaar, more, again
Pokémon, more, again
Jed’s favorite rider
Kamen Rider Gai
Okubo’s health, or lack thereof
Hypocrisy
Yet another new university
Tropasatsu: Prop Recycling
Questionable Jealousy
Ren’s got issues
Hatchet Man
Matrix club
Tekko-Gaki
The Rusted Metal District
Shinji makes a new friend
iHacking
Shibaura Jun
Bakraken and Wiskraken
Strike Vent: Metal Horn
Metalgelas
Final Vent: Heavy Pressure
Horny Ping Pong
Next Time: And now time for something completely different
Theme Song: The Game by PENTAGON
 
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This Week’s Kamentary
Life under the sea
Discovery Cove Orlando
The Alien Franchise
A very elaborate ruse
The trial of Ren
The Summer Hikaru Died
A Zoolander photoshoot
A glaring omission
A strange occurrence
Ren’s Jealousy
Candy gram
Poor Communication Kills
JUNRetsu
An even more elaborate ruse
Object permanence, or lack thereof
A familiar prank
Jed’s AO3 still doesn’t exsist
Guard Vent: Wingwall
The taste of mischief
A different type of coin fortune
Next Time: It’s all fun and games until someone breaks out a flail and tekko-gaki
Theme Song: Thunderous by Stray Kidz
 
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