The Kamentary Track

Special Episode 3, Saban's Masked Rider Episodes 1&2

Due to a combination of health and hurricanes we interrupt your regularly scheduled Agito kamentary. This was originally ran on our Patreon back in December.
I apologize for the volume on this. I've done my best, but you will likely need to listen to it a bit louder than usual. 
This week's Kamentary
· We’re sorry
· The origins of Masked Rider
· Jared was a dumb kid
· Spider Base, a ship in pain
· Arizona with a Filter on
· Toxic gas mining
· Dregon, Facts, Nefaria, Cyclopter, Double Face, and Grok
· Prince Dex and his unimportant friends
· Furbus, dear god Furbus
· Cute Aggression
· Destructasphere
· How Saban works
· Frankenslation
· The Stewarts
· Patsy and Herbie
· Dex’s Grandfather
·  Dregon’s “plan”
· Cannonball of the X-Men
·  An above ground crater
· Stoogery at its finest
· The gas leak in the Stewart’s household
· Crabs are the default
· “Leewood’s” Business District
· A horrendously edited fight scene
· Some guy in a letterman jacket
· Peyote spiked punch
· A great villain idea
· The Maggots
· Wall Boobie
· Combat Chopper and Magno
· Beetletron
· A long-held tradition of Kamen Rider protagonists
· Sword belt
· The Page Master
· How diseases make transition between species
· Kid Jed had bad taste
Join us next week for (hopefully) a return to normal.

Episode 45, Agito Episode 17

This week’s Kamentary
Various Kamen Riders that aren’t Agito
Ryo deserves happiness
Curve Sickle must split
Awkward in hindsight
Hojo’s flawed science
The Inoue Test
Greasy sliding
Everyone should hit Hojo
None of us speak sports
Hojo has too much power
The goal posts have a mind of their own
Finally, an answer, and so many more questions
Aki lies, a lot
The Trials and Tribulations of Ryo
The Mole
A theory we want to test
Even in death don’t give up your thing
G3’s record
Sexism boat
Tetris
Production blogs coming soon to Patreon
Join us next week for a shocking good time. (I’ve probably used that one already)
This episode’s theme song: My House by 2PM

Episode 44, Agito Episode 16

This week’s Kamentary
Multiple forms of X-men
Ryo needs better PR
Aki likes to watch
The best way to not draw attention to yourself
Produce affinities
Kamaitatchi
Villains Act, Heroes React
The Agito Capture Plan, or lack there of
Shoichi is too pure for Old Maid
Geoffrey may or may not know how hearing works
Ineffective cleaning methods
How not to get Mana to do something
Fish fingering, again
Shoichi’s X-men power
Ryo adds another item to his rap sheet
Specialty school
An inside joke, again
Shoichi’s grumbly tum tum is ill defined
Stalking the stalker
Continued fallout from slider mode
Join us next week when we finally cut to the point.
This episode’s theme song: Bad Liar by Imagine Dragons

Episode 43, Agito Episode 15

A special note, due to technical difficulties this and the next two episodes I was working with a streamlined soundboard.
This week’s Kamentary
Chuck E. Cheese has lore
The psychological trauma of Stuart Little
An ill-advised medical procedure
A subtle, but important distinction
Hojo has been proven fucking
The Agito capture project
Taichi’s a little bitch
Background characters, or lack there of
Sakaki Aki
The secret to Shoichi’s garden
Hojo’s a petty bitch
Surprise cooking lessons
Freudian Psychology
Skelos Falx a.k.a. Curve Sickle
Another secret to Shoichi’s garden
Agito’s perfect cover
Hammer space
Pedantry, more, again
An inside joke, just for us
Contractually obligated Ryo
Join us next week for more of the dog days of summer.
This episode’s theme song: Woof Woof by SHINee

Episode 42, Agito Episode 14

This week’s Kamentary
Kamen Rider Geats
The difference between Shoichi and Godai
Hospitals vs Power Armor
How to motivate Mana
Another terrible superpower
VHS players
Terrific
Frickin’ Hojo
Ryo’s Still in the show
Shoichi manipulates Hikawa, again
One way to handle Acutia
Machine Tornador: Slider Mode
Coconut Superpowers
The Overlord’s motivations, or lack there of
Bussel Sprout and Cabbage Cake
The Professor has emotions about a mug
Poetry
A bit
Vega from Street Fighter
Join us next week as we let the dog out
This episode’s theme song: Happy Death Day by Xdinary Heroes

Episode 41, Agito Episode 13

This week’s Kamentary
Our favorite video games
Ozawa experiences schadenfreude
Leiurus Acutia
Both of these children are flawed
We don’t trust Hojo
Fish fingers
Osmosis Jones
We want to hang with Kono
The Great British Bake Off
How you know we are in our 30’s
One thing to do with someone else’s money
Suddenly: Axe
The Day the Music Lied
A rare moment of Unity
Join us next week for a wild ride.
This episode’s theme song: BIRTHDAY by Joun Somi

Episode 40, Agito Episode 12

This week’s Kamentary
Suit Acting
Possibly misplaced faith
Hojo’s sniveling best
Plant Anchors
A familiar legend
Saeko’s answer to everything
Ozawa is done with people’s shit
Why Agito
Some awesome cinematography
Saeko’s Shining moment
An elaborate ruse
Shoichi’s hypocrisy
All Legends are Real
The Mari Lwyd
Effectively bad CGI
A fun day for the stunt team
Hojo get’s what’s been coming to him
Cool Explosion, No Waiting
The Matrix
Sawaki Tatsuya
Lies my brother told me
Hikawa’s Pretty
The Crash at the Lake?
Join us next week as we deal with some little pricks.
This episode’s theme song: Go Crazy! By 2PM

Episode 39, Agito episode 11

This week’s Kamentary
Furiosa
Defeat Equals Explosion
Feet, again
Hojo gets dressed down
More lack of police procedure
What’s on Shoichi’s mind
Feet, more, again
Equus Noctis
Equus Dies
Kono’s master plan
What is behind the ceiling
Shinohara Saeko
Cody is developing pattern recognition
These characters have a lot of free time
Proper compensation for labor
Saeko’s superpower
Bad lessons to teach children
Menacing whinnying
Hojo unfortunately has a point
Another of Cody’s favorite tropes
Join us next week as we dive into mystery.
This episode’s theme song: Little Black Book by Belinda Carlisle

Episode 38, Agito Episode 10

This week’s Kamentary
The Kuuga Manga
God Cop/Neutral Cop
Cataracs
The inverse relation of our opinions on Kono and Omuro
Leviathan
Interrogating sunshine
Ryo will never have a good day
Thaumaturgy vs. Psychometry
The Men Who Stare at Goats
Secret Keepers
The Akatsuki incident, again
Octopies is gross
Tax Evasion, again
Superpower or illegal operation of a motor vehicle by a minor, you decide
Why we don’t go to parks
Octopies is a Saiyan
Hojo is a bitch
What we know
Cody learns a new trick
Join us next week for some good old-fashioned horse play.
This episode’s theme song: Hard by SHINee

Episode 37, Agito Episode 9

This week’s Kamentary
Millennials’ power source
The simple things in life
What sustains Fucking Hojo
Miura Tomoko
Amnesia Everyday
An important difference between Hikawa and Hojo
Feet, again
The value of 200 yen
Various uses of the word cabbage
Ozawa’s backstory, and Hojo’s obsessive knowledge there of
Kono without Hojo
A delirious good mood
Disposable Women
The Margerine of Murder
Proto Blackberry
Mollipes Octipes
Squelching
Rapid Onset Squidification
How to incriminate yourself real quick
Is ooze death?
The purpose of art
Join us next week for some X-Files shit.
This episode’s theme song: Atlantis by SHINee