The Kamentary Track

Episode 41, Agito Episode 13

This week’s Kamentary
Our favorite video games
Ozawa experiences schadenfreude
Leiurus Acutia
Both of these children are flawed
We don’t trust Hojo
Fish fingers
Osmosis Jones
We want to hang with Kono
The Great British Bake Off
How you know we are in our 30’s
One thing to do with someone else’s money
Suddenly: Axe
The Day the Music Lied
A rare moment of Unity
Join us next week for a wild ride.
This episode’s theme song: BIRTHDAY by Joun Somi

Episode 40, Agito Episode 12

This week’s Kamentary
Suit Acting
Possibly misplaced faith
Hojo’s sniveling best
Plant Anchors
A familiar legend
Saeko’s answer to everything
Ozawa is done with people’s shit
Why Agito
Some awesome cinematography
Saeko’s Shining moment
An elaborate ruse
Shoichi’s hypocrisy
All Legends are Real
The Mari Lwyd
Effectively bad CGI
A fun day for the stunt team
Hojo get’s what’s been coming to him
Cool Explosion, No Waiting
The Matrix
Sawaki Tatsuya
Lies my brother told me
Hikawa’s Pretty
The Crash at the Lake?
Join us next week as we deal with some little pricks.
This episode’s theme song: Go Crazy! By 2PM

Episode 39, Agito episode 11

This week’s Kamentary
Furiosa
Defeat Equals Explosion
Feet, again
Hojo gets dressed down
More lack of police procedure
What’s on Shoichi’s mind
Feet, more, again
Equus Noctis
Equus Dies
Kono’s master plan
What is behind the ceiling
Shinohara Saeko
Cody is developing pattern recognition
These characters have a lot of free time
Proper compensation for labor
Saeko’s superpower
Bad lessons to teach children
Menacing whinnying
Hojo unfortunately has a point
Another of Cody’s favorite tropes
Join us next week as we dive into mystery.
This episode’s theme song: Little Black Book by Belinda Carlisle

Episode 38, Agito Episode 10

This week’s Kamentary
The Kuuga Manga
God Cop/Neutral Cop
Cataracs
The inverse relation of our opinions on Kono and Omuro
Leviathan
Interrogating sunshine
Ryo will never have a good day
Thaumaturgy vs. Psychometry
The Men Who Stare at Goats
Secret Keepers
The Akatsuki incident, again
Octopies is gross
Tax Evasion, again
Superpower or illegal operation of a motor vehicle by a minor, you decide
Why we don’t go to parks
Octopies is a Saiyan
Hojo is a bitch
What we know
Cody learns a new trick
Join us next week for some good old-fashioned horse play.
This episode’s theme song: Hard by SHINee

Episode 37, Agito Episode 9

This week’s Kamentary
Millennials’ power source
The simple things in life
What sustains Fucking Hojo
Miura Tomoko
Amnesia Everyday
An important difference between Hikawa and Hojo
Feet, again
The value of 200 yen
Various uses of the word cabbage
Ozawa’s backstory, and Hojo’s obsessive knowledge there of
Kono without Hojo
A delirious good mood
Disposable Women
The Margerine of Murder
Proto Blackberry
Mollipes Octipes
Squelching
Rapid Onset Squidification
How to incriminate yourself real quick
Is ooze death?
The purpose of art
Join us next week for some X-Files shit.
This episode’s theme song: Atlantis by SHINee

Episode 36, Agito Episode 8

This week’s Kamentary
An attempt at ASMR
Creator Thumbprint
A new character also named Taichi
We love Ozawa
Shoichi in a very compromising position
Hikawa’s time management skills, or lack there of
Time honored Kamen Rider tradition
A familiar location
Someone listens to our episodes
Failing in a creative way
Good ol’ fashioned stoogery
Too himbo to commit crimes
Some very effective headphones
How Fucking Hojo spends his day
Agito Flame Form
Agito Voltron
The dumb ways Riders make plans
Self-penetration, or lack there of
The Overlord’s newest actor
Insect soul transplantation
The origin of Gills
Too much clarification
A perfect transition
Join us next week for a criminally good time, we hope.
And check out our Twitter, @KamentaryTrack for Producer Jed’s Queer Rider Takes.
This episode’s theme song: Great Balls of Fire by Jerry Lee Lewis

Episode 35, Agito Episode 7

This week’s Kamentary
The Ghost Stories Dub
This week’s worst X-men Power
Corvus Croccio
Jared’s sleep paralysis demon
Shoichi is a free rider
Death by Backstory
Mana’s father, and his actor’s unique filmography
Feet
How to stay safe from the Lovecraft gubbins
Good old-fashioned blackmail
Overlord 2.0
Contact hallucinations
Various -kinesises
Very particular and specific neurosis
The dodge button
30% Judgement
Cody’s least favorite animal
Join us next week for some red-hot action!
This episode’s theme song: Rollercoaster by Bon Jovi

Episode 34, Agito Episode 6

This week’s Kamentary
Jed’s new obsession
The Hell Divers revolution
Middle Manager of Evil
An important message about gift giving
Emotional resonance of anime theme songs
Save to stab ratios
Feminists attack
Dobby is not a free elf
A new light for Darkseid
The narrative use of Hojo’s haterade
Our Angels are Different
Kamen Rider Gills
Maroon 5
Fine Kamen Rider tradition
A good cover story
Unanswered questions, in my mystery story?
Grumbly in the tumbly
Intro to a Creed MV or a John Woo film?
Our 3 riders
Taking a bite out of crime
The fate of the Gills suit
Femineus takes herself out
The Kamentary Track’s stance
We demand the turtle
Jed discovers something about himself
Join us next week for a thrill ride.

Special Episode 2, Kamen Rider 71 episode 1

Due to weather and bad luck, our regularly scheduled episode for this week will be delayed. Apologies.
This episode was originally released on our Patreon back in November. I'm unfortunately unable to polish this episode for re-release due to not having access to my usual set up.
This week’s Kamentary
· How recent are production values?
· Hongo Takeshi
· Tachibana Tobee
· Johaku vs Johnan
· A convoluted plan. Maybe
· Man Spider
· Evil Beatniks
· Shocker
· The Power of the Wind, whatever that means
· That’s not how IQ’s work
· Dr. Who vs. Kamen Rider
· The proper order to make an evil minion
· Dr. Midorikawa
· Phlebotinum Rebel
· Midorikawa Ruriko
· The Multiverse of Kamen Rider
· Nohara Hiromi
· Mr. Tachibana is very a beige man
· Snack Amigo
· More people in berets
· A faucet induced existential crisis
· Segata Sanshiro and his convoluted relation to Kamen Rider
· A very horrifying yet non offensive scene
· Jared still has opinions on Rider Kicks
· Don’t stalk people
Join us next week as we, hopefully, return to Agito.

Episode 33, Agito Episode 5

This week’s Kamentary
Takeshi’s Castle
A Misnomer
All bad options
The hierarchy of who gets to sleep
Again.
Parental devastation
Theming
How not to dress for intimidation
A reason to smoke (there is no good reason to smoke)
Absolute savagery
Katahira Mayumi
Appropriate uses of psychic powers, or not
A boom tube
Anguis Masculus
Bad flirting
Equipper is not a good word
The Mysterious Child
Creepy Children
Overlord Geoffry
A strong hint
Malakh
Anguis Fimineus
Snake Daddy
Join next week for action up to our Gills