The Kamentary Track

This Week’s Kamentary
Trigger Warning- Miscarriage: 35:48-36:39
Fictional Deaths
Wibbly Wobbly Timey Whimey Stuff
Fashion corner with Kitaoka
A very specific reference
Waffle House
An ungilded lily
Auntie makes weird choices
How to not win therapy
A moot point
Kitaoka’s ironic death
Asakura’s ironic death
Goldphoenix
Final Vent: Eternal Chaos
Men will do anything to avoid going to therapy
The winner of the Rider War
Fictional Allegory
Ren and Eri still don’t make sense
Yet another ironic death
Awesome camera trick
A liminal art room
Symbolism, maybe, probably
Okubo is still hot, fight me (Jed)
Tropasatsu: The Story that Never Was
A trip down memory lane, sort of
Bird-related emotions
Time Shenanigans
Next Time: Not our final Ryuki episode, just Ryuki: Episode Final
Theme Song: Phoenix by ZE:A
 
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This Week’s Kamentary
A beaten dead horse
Pad See Ew
Dungeon Crawler Carl, more, again
Goku was dumb
Answers, sort of
A show for 12-year-olds
Yui demands agency, at the cost of her life
Tropasatsu: Woobie Destroyer of Worlds
Shinji has some ‘splaining to do
Choosing yourself
What Shinji does to a person
Lots and lots of Raydragoons
Mirror disambiguation
Shinji gets stabbed
Asakura the Grouch
Sweet Soy Roast Dragonflies
The unceremonious end to the Raydragoons
Several sandwiches worth of strawberry jam
Quantum Indecision as a survival method
Shinji’s unique distinction
Moving the goal posts
Jared makes a stand
Jed has regrets
A new record
Next Time: Someone gets a life
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This Week’s Kamentary
Trigger Warning, Suicide Discussion: 13:16-14:18, 19:52-20:59, 43:09-43:50
Narrative pressure
Kamen Gay-Pop
The definition of Romance, apparently
Yui’s agency, or lack there of
Hate Fucking
Asakura does it for the love of the game
The Trolley Problem, again
Serendipity
Medical Science and its apparent limits
Interest rates
Ren doesn’t make a good showing
Kanzaki becomes his parents
Enemies with benefits
A meaningful echo
Tropasatsu: Spanner in the Works
Raydragoons, again
Temporal Bitch Slap
Reiko gets the final piece
The explanation for the series, sort of
Guard Vent: Goldshield
Steal Vent
Jared comes around on Asakura?
Emotional Tinnitus
Next Time: If wishes were horses, beggars would be Kamen Riders
Theme Song: Déjà Vu by JUST B
 
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This Week’s Kamentary
Novel Publishing
A trauma medley
Pupation, maybe
The problem with introspection, I guess
Unhealthy coping mechanism
The stages of grief
Things are not fine
A beautiful interlude, ruined
Kitaoka cares?
Where Reiko’s been
What Okubo’s up to
The Kanzakis’ weirdly close relationship
Tropasatsu: The Woobie
How tsundere’s pay debts
What self-destruction looks like
Sad meows
Reiko does not have time for your stoogery
Auntie’s keeping secrets
Predatory tastes
Ominous dishware
Asakura survived, somehow
No one is having a good time
Raydragoons
The saddest kitty cat
An unexpected score
Next Time: The Final 3 episodes. I mean days
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This Week’s Kamentary
Dekotora
Lee Cronin’s The Mummy
The philosophy of heroism
There’s still time for spoilers
Non-verbal acting
Aunt vibes
Not the tip you think it is
Surprise Stoves
Neon Kung-Fu
You must tatake
The Rider group chat
A dark echo
Okubo chairs
The Elites
Tojo takes some extreme measures
Checkov’s hydrofluoric acid
Tropasatsu: Redemption equals death
Ren vs. Shinji Kun
Tojo’s a hero
Next Time:  Determination, maybe
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This Week’s Kamentary
Hands and Feet
Artemis 2 mission
Bug related things
It’s not incest, I swear
Speed running
Checkov’s exposition
Tropasatsu: Insane Troll Logic
Tax Fraud, more, again
Strange Christmas Decorations
Careful, Auntie bites
Social architecture
How to stop Mr. Starking
Banjo Kazooie noises
Return of the control baton
Tojo’s fragile grip on reality
A who’s who of past locations
A show for 12-year-olds
Goro-chan’s wardrobe, more, again
Work
Survive is a fire hazard
Kitaoka does not have time for Tojo’s crazy
Reverse Isekai, again
A lot of Sheerghosts
Toxic ASMR
Next Time: Tiger, Tiger, burning out bright
Theme Song: B-Day by iKON
 
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This Week’s Kamentary
That one 4th of July
Old favorites
Adventure Time lore
Moving
Tojo is not doing well
Spite bubbles
Kamen Rider Zero-One
Bat Boy and The World Weekly News
Megumi’s later career path
The turntables
You can’t quit the rider war
Auntie made choices
The Box Oni, more, again
Everyone has a price
Slutty Kitaoka
2 different readings
Cody’s favorite henshin
Impala ping pong
Toxic yoai
Surprise Asakura
Relativity
Tropasatsu: Alas, Poor Villain
The final knife twist
Next Time: What could go wrong on someone’s birthday?
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Due to personal reasons I need to put off releasing Episode 125. And since going forward we will be covering movies in the main feed, seemed like a good time to release our coverage of the only movie we've covered that is not in said main feed.
 
This Week’s Kamentary
·         Timeline
·         Tropasatsu: The Movie
·         Formica Pedes
·         Kahara Sayaka
·         Motoki Rei
·         A weirdly important rotoscope
·         Mizuki Shiro
·         Formica Eques
·         Zombies, but worse
·         Fukami Risa
·         The Misugi Piano
·         Corn measurements
·         Expendable lamps
·         Racoon children
·         Gaydar, or lack there of
·         Ozawa’s meat
·         Ozawa and Professor Misugi’s past
·         Dine and dashing
·         Drunken Lamps
·         How Apple was made
·         An isekaied umbrella
·         Collecting orphans
·         Murder Fanta
·         The coolest henshin
·         Wendy’s money
·         A not so running gag
·         The G4
·         The G4 project does not have mentally stable people
·         Foreshadowing
·         Things children should not be doing
·         Psychics by mass
·         A very cool moment
·         The Brain Machine
·         Whatever gets you through
·         No kill like overkill
·         War crime funding
·         Formica Regia
·         Death tolls
·         Bashing action figures together
·         Disarming and Rearming Ryo
·         Big tits vs shiny tits
·         Risa’s comeuppance
·         Symbolism
·         A lackluster finisher
·         Improper use of precognition
Next Time: Half empty of half full glass of a hapiness?
Theme Song: Like a G6 by Far East Movement
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For personal reasons we will be releasing our coverage of the Agito movie "Project G4" instead of the regularly scheduled Episode 125. Sorry for the inconvience.
 
This Week’s Kamentary
One Piece, more, again
Auntie breaks
Tojo isn’t home right now
Occupational hazards of being an obnoxious suck up
Shinji throws hands
Mitsuru cannot read the room
Fine Kamen Rider traditions
Okamato Jiro is still great
Tiger Trounced
Why don’t you play with your prey
Always read your letters of recommendation
Tropasatsu: Morality Kitchen Sink
Our old standbys
Metamorphosis
Zolda does proper ranged combat
Psycho-Rogue’s Flavor
Mitsuru’s tragic backstory starts
Mespider, Respider, Solospider
Mom and dad are fighting
A dead horse
Next Time: Breaks with ease, alas
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This Week’s Kamentary
Fan Mail
Project Hail Mary
Degrees of unhinged
A misnomer name
A delightful little mercenary
Kitaoka’s lack of self-awareness
Professional Kamen riders
Kagawa explains nothing
Jared enjoys Asakura?
A cinematic choice…
Proper stress management techniques
The definition of Shinji
Asakura’s comfort item
Lunch with a sociopath
An odd therapy session/intervention
Sudden but inevitable betrayal
Adam Baldwin is awful
Yui’s not home at the moment
Tropasatsu: Chronic Backstabbing Disorder
A familiar scene
The ironic death of Kagawa
Narrative understanding
Next Time: The wannabe hero fights, a lot
Theme Song: Halo by Block B
 
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