The Kamentary Track
Three friends watch and discuss Kamen Rider
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4 days ago
4 days ago
This Week’s Kamentary
TW: As with this entire arc, we discuss suicide again this episode.
Pine Needle Soda
CATS, more, again
Several completely useless scenes
Breaking and Entering
Tropasatsu: Cosmic Convergence
Rick and Morty, more, again
A very impressive jump in logic
Shirakawa Nozumi
Senator Kelly and Magneto
Another pointless scene
The wrong lesson
Everything is better with sass
Another drink bet
Manse Sawaki
El Lord of Ground
Sand Boobs
Hojo is the asshole
A very bad moral
Robot Betrayal
Jed came prepared
Next Time: A cold reception
Theme Song: Earth, Wind, and Fire by BOYNEXTDOOR
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Monday Apr 14, 2025
Monday Apr 14, 2025
This Week’s Kamentary
Trigger Warning: This episode features discussion of suicide.
Beige Flags
Kill Confirms, or lack there of
We’ve learned nothing from X-Men
Meuniere
Professional Courtesy
Dawson Casting
Omuro has big feels
Various uses of a merry go round
A very complicated master plan
Class solidarity
Parallels
The Marvelous Misadventures of Flapjack
Job security
A pillar of responsibility
Ship tease
Uncomfortable cultural context
A weird moment from Chef
A very good shot
The Kamentary Track Gay Hotness Meter
Gust spam
Next Time: We get a little jumpy on these conclusions
Theme Song: Racer by CNBLUE
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Monday Apr 07, 2025
Monday Apr 07, 2025
This Week’s Kamentary
Caffeine delivery vehicles of choice
Ryo’s biggest opponent
Hikawa is Gus the Theatre Cats
Tiachi’s dialog for the episode
Mr Kamen Rider
Chef Kuromoto
Omakura Kana
Mizuhara Risa, Scorpion
What Theos has been up to for a month
Shoichi’s happiness
Villainous Breakdown
Se7en
Gordon Ramsey is a toku fan
“Fixing” motorcycles
Omuro’s new job
A moderate speed chase
The El of Wind
Ryo returns to form
Budget concerns
True Inoue vs False Inoue
Next Time: Hell on wheels
Theme Song: God’s Menu by STRAY KIDS
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Monday Mar 31, 2025
Monday Mar 31, 2025
Expressions of Jared’s joy
James McAvoy
Jed’s X-Men readthrough, more, again
Cody’s new aspiration
Shoichi’s pity party
Boyfriend hope
A harem series
Every character’s downfall
Schrodinger’s asphalt
The surprising limits of God’s powers
Kino is genuinely cool
The reason for Hikawa’s vision problems
Teamwork, and its limitations
Shoichi is built different
Sepsis is not fine
#Ohnoue
Tropasatsu: Did you just punchout Cthulu?!
Axolotl
Purgatory
Nostalgia blind for Jalaji?
Next Time: And now time for something completely different, again
Theme Song: Jump by P1Harmony
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Monday Mar 24, 2025
Monday Mar 24, 2025
This Week’s Kamentary
Souvenirs
The correct pronunciation of OOO
The last episode?
God is a pursuit predator
The tragically ludicrous
Invicible
Quantum fetish theory
Kino as Rum Tum Tugger
Majima as Bartok (From Anastasia)
Ericius Liquor, or Drunk Eric
Levels of friendship
Majima is a pick me girl
Psychic proof
Jared has trust issues
People not going to therapy
Boonboomger
Science
Heel/Face or Face/Heel Revolving Door
Falco’s face
Practical effects
God is a man whore
Theos’ Slut Phase Arc
Next Time: Things get a little punch-drunk
Theme Song: Good Girl, Bad Girl by miss A
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Monday Mar 17, 2025
Monday Mar 17, 2025
This Week’s Kamentary
The Fukui Prefectural Dinosaur Museum
Your Friendly Neighborhood Spider-Man
The power of editing
The healing power of Ryo’s abs
Lamp 2 Electric Boogaloo
An abundance of flashbacks
Red Herring
We are, technically, an educational podcast
A meaningless cutaway
Taichi gets territorial
A startling revelation
Porn audio
Introducing a little mystery into the universe
Return of the pelvic flood lamp
A disappointing henshin
Vulucris Falco and various possible origins
A verbal asterisk
The worst Spartacus ever
Another recurring Toku location, wasp fountain
Hojo jumps to some conclusions
Left over Legos
The Agito Alert System
2 Birds 1 Gills
Owl Murder
Next Time: Everybody’s in their feelings
Theme Song: Daddy by PSY
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Monday Mar 10, 2025
Monday Mar 10, 2025
This Week’s Kamentary
Jared’s new old fixation
Oda Eiichiro
Fan Mail
A parade of juicy finishers
Cosmological implications, maybe
Introducing your boyfriend to your girlfriend
If you want something done right
A rather large plot whole
Shoichi’s lack of meta-awareness
Pedantry, more, again
Shoichi/Sawaki disambiguation, more, again
Family has obligations
Volucris Ulucus
Yu Yu Hakasho is a bisexual show
Kono is too wholesome
Reshoots?
Proper fire safety
Ryo and Theos’ weird relationship
Assuming the worst
Next Time: Family drama
Theme Song: Say my Name by ATEEZ
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Monday Mar 03, 2025
Monday Mar 03, 2025
This Week’s Kamentary
The Pokémon TCG, more, again
The Bazaar
It’s About Damn Time
Whole Episode Flashback
Predatory, disambiguation
Ashihara Kazu
Cosmic Balance
A who’s who of dead characters
Prometh Michael, Overlord of Light
An unimportant digression
Various levels of stranger danger
Shooting Agito Seeds
The Snow Queen
A kinder, softer Kino
Things not to share with new people
Powers of a God, or a Creed music video
Shoichi’s first henshin
Always confirm your kills
Achieving the status quo
The return of the stunt team’s kids
Kingdom Hearts
Too little too late
Next Time: Movement? In my Agito?
Theme Song: S.O.S. by 2PM
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Monday Feb 24, 2025
Monday Feb 24, 2025
This Week’s Kamentary
The Gundam TCG, again
Card foiling in card games
Possible Patreon specials
Foreignese
Confusion, persons and names
A nice date
Erotic Eating
Bad feng shui
Unhealthy coping mechanisms
The Agito Club
A completely pointless scene
Not The Fugitive
A cheap and useless mirror
Theos is a bitch
Power Rangers Wild Force
Not how any of this works
Hikawa is moving too fast
More wasted screen time
Boundaries
A gross misuse of police resources
El Lord of Water Metallic
Mama mia, here we go again
Next Time: We get caught in the time stream
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Monday Feb 17, 2025
Monday Feb 17, 2025
This Week’s Kamentary
Gundam games
Street Dance of China
Benefits and pitfalls of 1.75 speed
Temporary lamp spines
The professor gets it
A lack of shirts
Ramen fortune telling, again
Hikawa is a nervous ingénue
Sardonic projection
How Santa and Kamen Riders are alike
How to survive a toku production
Skelos Glaucus
The nuts Hikawa wants
Shoichi/Sawaki, again
Police vs. Superspeed
Moving at the Speed of Plot
The Toku Cut
Fucking teamwork
Poor Kono
Angry sky children
Next Time: Things get weird, in more ways than one
Theme Song: One by ASTRO
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