The Kamentary Track

Special Episode 1, Gotchard Episode 1

I tried to get levels up as much as I could. But this is from when I knew even less about what I was doing. 
This week's Kamentary
· How Gotchard and Kuuga are related
· Kudoh Fuuga
· Atropos, Clotho, Lachesis
· How to describe this episode?
· Spy Kids does the Old West
· Ichinose Hotaru
· Hotaru’s catchphrase
· Ichinose Tamami
· Mr. Minato
· Amateur Dream Chaser
· Kudoh Rinne
· Alchemy or Magic
· Is poetry loving an insult
· Kajiki Ryu
· A totally not ominous door
· Hopper 1
· Steamliner
· Maybe a Kamen Rider Wizard reference
· We don’t have time for your exposition
· Our favorite Pokémon
· A wild Scyther has appeared
· There’s nothing deeper to Malgams
· Wild forms are just Remix forms without the Ho Yay!
· Scarf of Ass Kicking
· A true rider kick
· Two kinds of memory wipes
Join us next weeks for a prickly situation..

Episode 19, Kuuga Episodes 32 and 33

This week’s Kamentary
Everything Cody loves is Kamen Rider
Go-Badaa-Ba
Kamentary Track After Dark
Administrative Oversight
Some Power Rangers are cops
Our Muppet AU, more, again
Literally looking the other way
Barking up the wrong tree
Godai’s surrogate boyfriend
Egalitarian Murder
Gurongi questions we don’t want answered
What to do when approached by government agents
Bike-Fucking-Fu!
The end of the Try Chaser 2000 A
An important speech that we will never hear
How Doldo gets around
Another important conversation we will never hear
Godai needs props
Sakurai takes command
Godai is jonsing for a bike
Why Baruba got to die?
Ichijo tries to be cool
The Beat Chaser 2000
Is Godai radioactive?
A parachute
A sweet, weird moment
Saved by a technicality
Join us next week for something special.

Episode 18, Kuuga Episode 31

This week Kamentary:
Privilege check
The way we think
Where is Pops?
107,000 panes of glass
Clippy
A meaningful look
Sakurai’s stress eating
Goma’s conviction
Iron Horses, again
More talents of Nu-Zaijo-Re
Multiform Balance
Vicious Bike-Fu
Qualifications for having power
American TV sucks
Jared is not ready
Join us next week for some Badaa-ss TV.

Episode 17, Kuuga Episode 29 and 30

This Weeks Kamentary
Technical Difficulties
C.S. Lewis vs Miyazaki
Jump to 5:30 to avoid discussion of The Boy and the Heron
Chono Junichi, again
The survival rate of morose wandering children
More war crimes
The Grongi are finally concerned about Kuuga
Go-Gamego-Re
Cultural associations of turtles
Tiers of Grongi fashion
The happenings within Godai’s body
One (improper) way to set your art
Is there an alternative to Godai?
Murder Roulette
Rich people are awful
Gamego’s feet
Junichi don’t give a damn
Bad Radio
Hour of Power
Just kill him
Warpath Ichijo
Something Awkward between Jean and Enokida
The Grongi and French
Cultural associations of turtles, again
Junichi can’t catch a break
Ichijo’s questionable authority
Tsubaki doesn’t take Junichi’s shit
Sharpshooter Ichijo
The moral of the story
A reused abandoned factory
Rising Mighty Form
Shameless plug
Join us next week for a look back

Episode 16, Kuuga Episodes 27 and 28

Happy New Year!
This week’s Kamentary:
Go-Beimu-Gi
A new credit sequence
Kamen cooking skills
Motoki Keiko
We did the research
Kuuga is a feature and a bug
Goma-Gu’s eczema
A Melody of Murder
Tsubaki shoots his shot
A very valid concern
Whatever happened to the Shrimp Grongi
Japanese police cars
Some literal bad news for Keiko
Beimu has a Beautiful Mind
A very cool bike-fu scene
A lack of cool juice
What’s the one thing we all agree on?
Nana grapples with mortality
Goma-Gu isn’t used to positive feedback
Himbo Rambling
Rack Zooms
Tropasatsu: Complexity Addiction
Chopin’s Revolutionary Etude
A different kind of existential terror
What is Jean’s role?
Nana’s mom
Rising Dragon Form
Very Real Fire
Join us next week when Kuuga takes a chance.

Episode 15, Kuuga Episodes 25 and 26

This week’s Kamentary
Cosmic horror by way of Dr. Seuss
A special thanks
Kanzaki, again
A whole bunch of Go
Someone thanks Goma?!
Kirishima Hikaru
Morose Walking, again
Go-Buuro-Go
Jed in a bird costume
Police are Useless
The Hogwarts Express
Car vending machines
Rising Pegasus Form
How does someone prevent their imminent demise this week?
Shocking Continuity
Gundam models
Nana and Pop’s are the worst influences on each other
A butt load of bird shit
Buuro’s extracurricular activities
Owls’ digestive systems
Show and Tell
Cody’s Honeymoon, again
Godai is a bard
Two surprisingly well done deep conversations
An awesome hand-off
A ver big splosion
Very literal blood rain
A different kind of battle
Join us next week for a chilling reception.

Episode 14, Kuuga Episodes 23 and 24

This week’s Kamentary
Will it Grong?
Sakurako discovers PornHub
Who actually works at Pole Pole?
Godai’s Tingles
Public transport etiquette, or lack there of
La-Doldo-Gu
Me-Garima-Ba
The surprisingly recurrent element of Kuuga
Can children evade taxes?
Go-Buuro-Gu
The Gouram is bilingual
Can nerf swords cut at the atomic level?
Blatant product placement
Actual police work
What is the new genre of obligatory scene?
Godai and Enokida’s special relationship
Honor among Grongi
Guy with Purse-lady’s origin story
The real culprit was tennis
Why is Godai so sweaty?
No one likes Pop’s jokes
Some one tries to prevent their own doom
Rising Titan Form
Mid-season Upgrade
Yes, Mommy
Join us next week for Kuuga vs. the education system.
The article we mentioned: https://kamenriderrecap.wordpress.com/2014/02/16/kamen-rider-kuuga-ep-14-recap-weird-science/

Episode 13, Kuuga Episodes 21 and 22

This week’s Kamentary
What is Goma-Gu’s back up plan?
Pole Pole goes tropical
Enokida’s troubled home life
Poor Kameyama
The ULF B designation
A sadly necessary producer’s note
Abdominal Adornments
The ending of The Blair Witch project
Motorcycle tramp stamp
Me-Galme-Re
More time skips, and more off-screen Grongi
Hollywood Chameleons
More of our Muppet AU
Galme-Re has better sleep hygiene than Sakurako or Enokida
James Deanesque
Go-Baada-Ba
Return of the Sorting Algorithm of Evil
Weird lighting choices
Jean has Feelings about Enokida’s situation
Jean’s Plums
Ichijo gets lucky
Jed’s old dog Solo
The trade-off of using the Grongi subtitles
The Goram speaks Grongi
Is monster mash or monster pass the default
Terminology changes
Jed has feelings about Pegasus Form
Join us next week for some titanic action.

Episode 12, Kuuga Episode 20

This week we were joined by special guest Charlie the Rider Dog, you can hear his little ear flaps
This week’s Kamentary:
Skull faced walrus men
Some belated praise for last week’s episodes
Godai is a delightful passenger princess
How Godai survived
What makes a himbo
Breather Episodes
Chekov’s Chunks
The Amadam
Is Producer Jed a robot scarab? We may never know
Turtle vs God
Does Joe Odagiri have a drumming double
The props department put in some work
Me-Ginoga-De 2 Electric Boogaloo
Godai impersonates Ichijo. Badly
What is up with these guys in suits? We will never know
Nana just doesn’t get it
Trauma Bonding
Why is everybody feeling up Godai’s stomach?
Godai has seen John Carpenter’s The Thing
The metaphysics of Ichijo’s superpower
The worst fire discipline
Goo vs. Explosion
The rules of Monster Mash
Avoiding moral dilemmas
The problems with our grading scale
Join us next week for fun and games.

Episode 11, Kuuga Episodes 18 and 19

This week’s Kamentary
This was also recorded alongside last week’s episode, so we were all still sick. Please bear with us.
Skill 1808
What does a Gouram weigh?
Me-Ginoga-De
Okama
Frothing Moppet Hordes
Ichijo’s favorite skill
Queer Coded Villains
Tsubaki FUCKS, but can’t flirt
An unexpected call back
Ginoga-De just gets worse
A biology lesson
Ginoga-De would be much more successful in Florida
Ichijo goes to war
Godai dies
Enokida’s superpower is science
A metaphor
The anime Shinzo
A very powerful scene
Sakurako makes a valid point
The reason they have that warning at the beginning of every episode
Ginoga-De is a ball of unfortunate choices
Denial feels cozy
Ginoga-De got an upgrade, and a make over
New new war crime bullets
Kuuga is back
Cody is a himbo
Join us next week for some warm fuzzies.