The Kamentary Track

Episode 13, Kuuga Episodes 21 and 22

This week’s Kamentary
What is Goma-Gu’s back up plan?
Pole Pole goes tropical
Enokida’s troubled home life
Poor Kameyama
The ULF B designation
A sadly necessary producer’s note
Abdominal Adornments
The ending of The Blair Witch project
Motorcycle tramp stamp
Me-Galme-Re
More time skips, and more off-screen Grongi
Hollywood Chameleons
More of our Muppet AU
Galme-Re has better sleep hygiene than Sakurako or Enokida
James Deanesque
Go-Baada-Ba
Return of the Sorting Algorithm of Evil
Weird lighting choices
Jean has Feelings about Enokida’s situation
Jean’s Plums
Ichijo gets lucky
Jed’s old dog Solo
The trade-off of using the Grongi subtitles
The Goram speaks Grongi
Is monster mash or monster pass the default
Terminology changes
Jed has feelings about Pegasus Form
Join us next week for some titanic action.

Episode 12, Kuuga Episode 20

This week we were joined by special guest Charlie the Rider Dog, you can hear his little ear flaps
This week’s Kamentary:
Skull faced walrus men
Some belated praise for last week’s episodes
Godai is a delightful passenger princess
How Godai survived
What makes a himbo
Breather Episodes
Chekov’s Chunks
The Amadam
Is Producer Jed a robot scarab? We may never know
Turtle vs God
Does Joe Odagiri have a drumming double
The props department put in some work
Me-Ginoga-De 2 Electric Boogaloo
Godai impersonates Ichijo. Badly
What is up with these guys in suits? We will never know
Nana just doesn’t get it
Trauma Bonding
Why is everybody feeling up Godai’s stomach?
Godai has seen John Carpenter’s The Thing
The metaphysics of Ichijo’s superpower
The worst fire discipline
Goo vs. Explosion
The rules of Monster Mash
Avoiding moral dilemmas
The problems with our grading scale
Join us next week for fun and games.

Episode 11, Kuuga Episodes 18 and 19

This week’s Kamentary
This was also recorded alongside last week’s episode, so we were all still sick. Please bear with us.
Skill 1808
What does a Gouram weigh?
Me-Ginoga-De
Okama
Frothing Moppet Hordes
Ichijo’s favorite skill
Queer Coded Villains
Tsubaki FUCKS, but can’t flirt
An unexpected call back
Ginoga-De just gets worse
A biology lesson
Ginoga-De would be much more successful in Florida
Ichijo goes to war
Godai dies
Enokida’s superpower is science
A metaphor
The anime Shinzo
A very powerful scene
Sakurako makes a valid point
The reason they have that warning at the beginning of every episode
Ginoga-De is a ball of unfortunate choices
Denial feels cozy
Ginoga-De got an upgrade, and a make over
New new war crime bullets
Kuuga is back
Cody is a himbo
Join us next week for some warm fuzzies.

Episode 10, Kuuga Episode 17

This week’s Kamentary:
Please bear with us, this episode and the next were recorded while we were all sick. I did my best.
Cody’s humor level
A nothing burger
Me-Gadra-Da
Baruba-De is so done with this
We have a narrator now?!
How does chitin work? Is it zippers?
Clip Shows
We approve this Rider Kick
Is it even fair to rate this episode?
Our lowest rated monster yet.
We do our own type of recap episode
What surprising episode is still our favorite?
Our favorite moments
How did Jed forget this show was so gay?
Our favorite characters
Will Jean Michel ever fall down?
Who are our highest rated monsters so far?
Unfortunate timing
So many damn G’s
Join us next week for Kuuga vs. Homophobia

Episode 9, Kuuga Episodes 15 and 16

This week’s Kamentary
Nozomi shoots her shot
Sakurako finally gets some sleep
The mysterious motivations of the scarab
Me-Garido-Gi
Chocolates or Banana Hammock
The Bechdel Test
Ichijo’s tragic backstory
The Madame Ichijo
Ichijo family traditions
This show is for 12-year olds
The Gouram and TryGouram2000
My Horse is a Motorbike
A game of chicken
Now you’re worried about taking evidence?
Jean-Michel is concerned for someone other than himself?!
More on Pole Pole’s menu
Nonconsensual naps
Semi-sentient bike with blood pressure
Another game of chicken
A very boringly named Rider Break
Consent is sexy
How the Ichijo family say “I love you”
Join us next week as we try our best.
Update: We are in fact at 173 downloads as of this writing.

Episode 8, Kuuga Episodes 13 and 14

This week’s Kamentary:
The real problem with Grongi designs
The Infamous Rider Time: Ryuki Scene
A fun way to say squid
New credits
Godai’s continued dedication to branding
exe
Me-Byran-Gi
Sakurako has no work life balance
A classically scored massacre
Bad Cop, Statue Cop
Chono Junichi
How to lose the game
Just for Pun
The origin of this podcast
Confectionary deception
Sakurako wants Jean to be eaten by a bear
Ichijo’s true superpower, plot perception
And suddenly, a clown
Surprising insight from Godai
Everybody is thirsty for Ichijo
Jean Michelle is in it for the fame
Pepto-Bismol
Jared does NOT like Dragon Form
The MST3K mantra
Junichi is nom-noms
Join us next week for Kuuga’s Wild Ride

Episode 7: Kuuga Episodes 11 and 12

This Week’s Kamentary
The secret origins of Cody and Jared
Mr. Kannzaki
Xu-Zain-Da’s doing his own thing
Godai works?!
A frog puppet
And now for something completely different
The Odagiri Effect
Ichijo doesn’t have a girlfriend
Grown men should not call young girls “little assistant”
Remember Kameyama? We didn’t
The Grongi have learned Japanese
You don’t have to file paperwork if your dead
A new challenger approaches
Godai and Ichijo break up?!
Godai needs to use his other toys
Skill 107
Contractually obligated smacking
The boys figure something out themselves
Stick figure plans
Sakurako and Mr. Kanzaki do some crime
Kanzaki’s motivation
The secret origin of the thumbs up
Ichijo’s shag wagon
Who’s shining that light?
Branding is super important
Join us next week for Kuuga vs. Nihilism

Episode 6, Kuuga Episodes 9 and 10

This week’s kamentary:
The Grongi Red Light District
More Grongi killed off screen
Do Giant Anteaters actually exsist
Mikado is good Mikado
Me-Giga-Gi the world’s saddest clown
Goma-Gu does not get to play the game now
Jean Michel is part Weeble
The proper response to a wet clown
There is no good way to talk about Giga-Gi
How does Pops answer the phone
Buying affection with ice cream
At least on of us pays attention
Skeeballing for promotions
Shut up Shinji and get in the robot
The most uncomfortable moment yet
Producer Jed was wrong
Mikado and Zain-Da’s new business venture
Kuuga’s effect on preschoolers
Asahina Nana
Godai’s unusual training method
Enokida has the manual
How are teaching and punching squids similar
Kuuga’s Titan form
Chekov’s Gun
Join us next week for a different kind of vehicular assault

Episode 5, Kuuga Episodes 7 and 8

Please be advised this week’s episode involves themes of suicide.
This week’s kamentary:
What would you do for a cup of coffee with Brendan Fraser?
The greatest live action anime adaptation ever
Always vote more muppets
A 3-week time skip and the interesting things we’ve missed
Possibly the worst Kamen Rider character, Sasayama Nozomi
The Grongi are Hooked on Phonics
The Me Group, finally
Me-Vagis-Ba
The Sorting Algorithm of Evil
Natsume Mika
Continued disregard for relics
The Linto Tribe
Jean has career goals, but can’t read a room
Enokida Hikari
Godai’s updated business card
Anaphylactic Shock vs. Explosions
The sad fate of Xu-Goma-Gu
Sucker Punch is super effective
Kuuga Pegasus Form
Proper dinosaur identification
What type of math do The Grongi use?
A very informative MRI
Pop’s does not understand technology
How not to broach a sensitive topic
A lot of morose walking
Can parking lots die of anaphylactic shock?
What exactly is a professional dream chaser?
No one ever looks up
Join us next week for purple rain, of sorts.

Episode 4, Kuuga Episodes 5 and 6

This week’s Kamentary
-The Cardinal Beasts
-This week’s official soundtrack
-The cultural complexity that is Jean Michel Sorrel
-Kazari Tamasaburo “Pops”
-The very Kamen Ground that is Kitaro’s filmography
-Questionable medical practices
-Tsubaki Shuichi
-Godai’s irresponsible lack of concern
-Nu-Zaijo-Re
-Xu-Badzu-Ba
-The sad decline of Xu-Goma-Gu
-Administrative accountability, finally
-A surprisingly well known “secret” prototype
-Jealousy inspired transmutation, possibly
-Shocker and it’s riders
-Dragon Form
-Statistics
-It’s All There in the Manual
-Possibly regenerative light comas
-A homicidal moppet
-Physical representations of a mental dilemma
-Going full VespaVenger
-The Dragon Rod
-The terrifying implications of Kuuga’s powers
-Splash Dragon
-Rider Finishers
-Producer Jed has some things to work through
Join us next week, where it’s not easy being green.