The Kamentary Track

Episode 37, Agito Episode 9

This week’s Kamentary
Millennials’ power source
The simple things in life
What sustains Fucking Hojo
Miura Tomoko
Amnesia Everyday
An important difference between Hikawa and Hojo
Feet, again
The value of 200 yen
Various uses of the word cabbage
Ozawa’s backstory, and Hojo’s obsessive knowledge there of
Kono without Hojo
A delirious good mood
Disposable Women
The Margerine of Murder
Proto Blackberry
Mollipes Octipes
Squelching
Rapid Onset Squidification
How to incriminate yourself real quick
Is ooze death?
The purpose of art
Join us next week for some X-Files shit.
This episode’s theme song: Atlantis by SHINee

Episode 36, Agito Episode 8

This week’s Kamentary
An attempt at ASMR
Creator Thumbprint
A new character also named Taichi
We love Ozawa
Shoichi in a very compromising position
Hikawa’s time management skills, or lack there of
Time honored Kamen Rider tradition
A familiar location
Someone listens to our episodes
Failing in a creative way
Good ol’ fashioned stoogery
Too himbo to commit crimes
Some very effective headphones
How Fucking Hojo spends his day
Agito Flame Form
Agito Voltron
The dumb ways Riders make plans
Self-penetration, or lack there of
The Overlord’s newest actor
Insect soul transplantation
The origin of Gills
Too much clarification
A perfect transition
Join us next week for a criminally good time, we hope.
And check out our Twitter, @KamentaryTrack for Producer Jed’s Queer Rider Takes.
This episode’s theme song: Great Balls of Fire by Jerry Lee Lewis

Episode 35, Agito Episode 7

This week’s Kamentary
The Ghost Stories Dub
This week’s worst X-men Power
Corvus Croccio
Jared’s sleep paralysis demon
Shoichi is a free rider
Death by Backstory
Mana’s father, and his actor’s unique filmography
Feet
How to stay safe from the Lovecraft gubbins
Good old-fashioned blackmail
Overlord 2.0
Contact hallucinations
Various -kinesises
Very particular and specific neurosis
The dodge button
30% Judgement
Cody’s least favorite animal
Join us next week for some red-hot action!
This episode’s theme song: Rollercoaster by Bon Jovi

Episode 34, Agito Episode 6

This week’s Kamentary
Jed’s new obsession
The Hell Divers revolution
Middle Manager of Evil
An important message about gift giving
Emotional resonance of anime theme songs
Save to stab ratios
Feminists attack
Dobby is not a free elf
A new light for Darkseid
The narrative use of Hojo’s haterade
Our Angels are Different
Kamen Rider Gills
Maroon 5
Fine Kamen Rider tradition
A good cover story
Unanswered questions, in my mystery story?
Grumbly in the tumbly
Intro to a Creed MV or a John Woo film?
Our 3 riders
Taking a bite out of crime
The fate of the Gills suit
Femineus takes herself out
The Kamentary Track’s stance
We demand the turtle
Jed discovers something about himself
Join us next week for a thrill ride.

Special Episode 2, Kamen Rider 71 episode 1

Due to weather and bad luck, our regularly scheduled episode for this week will be delayed. Apologies.
This episode was originally released on our Patreon back in November. I'm unfortunately unable to polish this episode for re-release due to not having access to my usual set up.
This week’s Kamentary
· How recent are production values?
· Hongo Takeshi
· Tachibana Tobee
· Johaku vs Johnan
· A convoluted plan. Maybe
· Man Spider
· Evil Beatniks
· Shocker
· The Power of the Wind, whatever that means
· That’s not how IQ’s work
· Dr. Who vs. Kamen Rider
· The proper order to make an evil minion
· Dr. Midorikawa
· Phlebotinum Rebel
· Midorikawa Ruriko
· The Multiverse of Kamen Rider
· Nohara Hiromi
· Mr. Tachibana is very a beige man
· Snack Amigo
· More people in berets
· A faucet induced existential crisis
· Segata Sanshiro and his convoluted relation to Kamen Rider
· A very horrifying yet non offensive scene
· Jared still has opinions on Rider Kicks
· Don’t stalk people
Join us next week as we, hopefully, return to Agito.

Episode 33, Agito Episode 5

This week’s Kamentary
Takeshi’s Castle
A Misnomer
All bad options
The hierarchy of who gets to sleep
Again.
Parental devastation
Theming
How not to dress for intimidation
A reason to smoke (there is no good reason to smoke)
Absolute savagery
Katahira Mayumi
Appropriate uses of psychic powers, or not
A boom tube
Anguis Masculus
Bad flirting
Equipper is not a good word
The Mysterious Child
Creepy Children
Overlord Geoffry
A strong hint
Malakh
Anguis Fimineus
Snake Daddy
Join next week for action up to our Gills

Episode 32, Agito Episode 4

This week’s Kamentary
New more ridiculous mysteries
What to do when you don’t know what to say
Hate Sink
The royal “he”
Don’t listen to Hojo
Big Evangelion vibes
An ominous door knob
Puns
Our parents lied to us
Nonsense science
What turtles keep in their shell
New boyfriend?
Invisible upgrades
The Machine Tornador
Superior ordinance
What feels like home now
Unexpected immaculate menacing babies
Join us next week…oh god why’d it have to be snakes
This week's theme song: DNA by BTS

Episode 31, Agito Episode 3

This week’s Kamentary
How to care for carnivorous plants
Big government issued shoes
The proper term for transitioning out of Rider form
Everyone wants power armor
Hospital windows
Testudo Oceanus
Stoogery
Househusbands
Appropriate crime scene souvenirs
Resignation
A good doggo
X-Files vs. dollar store magic
Ozawa’s educational interests
Razor scooters
Added benefits of flood light belts
Testudo Terrestris
Rock Candy
Pacing
Pokemon trivia
Join us next week for a shell of a time.

Episode 30, Agito Episode 2

This week’s Kamentary:
Bait and Switch credits
Ryo’s new workout program
Filial relations and vegetable preferences
U.L.’s vs U.L.F.s
Further proof of alternate realities
Everyone’s favorite character, Hojo
Hikawa is no Ichijo
The annoy Jed canon for this series
Proof of superpowers
A huge jump in logic
The origin of captcha
Seasonings or lack there of
Modern sensibilities
Pedal Power 9000
Our First Bike-Fu
GS-03 Destroyer
Agito Storm Form
GG-02 Salamander
Palette Swaps
Luteus’ meaning
Kamen Rider Ooops All Kitty Kats
Join us next week for some underground fun.
This week’s Theme: Magic by 2PM

Episode 29, Agito Episode 1

This week’s Kamentary:
The lowdown on Agito
Hikawa Makoto, Kamen Rider G3
Ozawa Sumiko and Omuro Takahiro
Tardis Ammo capacity
Mikumo Sakaki
OOPArts
Johaku University
Professor Misugi Yoshiko
Tsugami Shoichi
Ashihara Ryo
Kazaya Mana
Tropasatsu: Amnesia
The smallest Speedo
A truck
ULs vs. ULFs
A shoe horn
Pantheras Luteus
Hojo Toru and Kono Koji
How not to comfort a grieving widow
Misugi Taichi
Radishes
The Guard Chaser
Design by committee
Kuuga by way of Gundam
Car Blowing Up Budget
Kamen Rider Agito, Ground Form
Pantheras Alpis and Pantheras Tristis
Faux-Latin
Join us next week for some cat-astrophy
Episode theme song: The X-Files Theme