The Kamentary Track

Episode 50, Agito Episode 22

This Episode’s Kamentary
·         Kevin Can Go Fuck Himself
·         Crush House
·         Hikawa is hot, more, again
·         Various levels of G
·         Gross misappropriation of tax-payer money
·         Professor Takamura Kosuke
·         Apis Vespa
·         Misogyny
·         Thank you, Toku Stats
·         The Ladette
·         Puns, more, again
·         Aspis Mellitus
·         Weird science facts I’m not going to check for veracity
·         Shoichi’s source of inspiration
·         Retroactive monster downgrade
·         VR vs AR
·         Sword nomenclature
·         Ozawa, the best character in the show
Next Time: We force the issue of the Ironman-Off
Theme song: Honey by Lay

Episode 49, Agito Episode 21

This week’s Kamentary
Black Myth Wukong
Plot relevant powers
Ozawa has ulterior motives
Impromptu bondage
With great power comes great insanity
Shoichi and Ryo skipped some steps
Shoichi gets dumped, sort of
Problems in nomenclature translation
Hojo is not self-aware
Panteras Rubeo vs. Marco Rubio
Aki has a lot of, probably unearned, confidence
Ryo’s cycle
Speed running relationships
Aki’s toxic trait, other than lying
Gills’ boner whip
An entirely original sentence
The last Monster Mash for a bit
Fun matters
Next Week: Bee here or bee square
This episode’s theme song: Crazy by 4Minute

Episode 48, Agito Episode 20

This week’s Kamentary
WMAC Masters
Japanese property laws, maybe
Cinematography Choices
What’s the deal with Theos?
Emotional whiplash
The voices in Ryo’s head
Sekiya Masumi
Sagara Katsuhiko
Layers
Proper business placement
Car tips
Plot armor
Pantheras Cyanaeus, Pantheras Rubeo, and Pantheras Magistra
Cat nipples
Palette Swaps
Nobody likes Taichi
Rating on spite
Fool me once…
Next Week: Some crazy cat fights
This episode’s theme song: Judas sung by Key of SHINee (Original by Adele)

Episode 47, Agito Episode 19

This week’s Kamentary
Creature features
The best comic book movie of all time
Sweltering bias
What constitutes a good day for Ryo
Ozawa is Sigourney Weaver
Ramen fortune telling
The pickle Hojo wants
Shoichi bullies Hikawa. More. Again.
Hojo does actual work
The lamp has a comeback
Hojo’s perfect Sunday
Proper timing for bike-fu
When to offer up an alibi
Pet the Dog
Ryo literally falls for Shoichi
Feature or Bug? You decide
Next Week: Herding cats
This episode’s theme song: Electric Shock by f(x)

Episode 46, Agito Episode 18

This week’s Kamentary
How records work
Bug souls. Again.
Agito as Kamentary of feudalism
Kopi Luwak
Tsukasa Ryuji
The Idiot Ball
Kamen Rider wardrobe choices
Twice edged
Sawaki’s bad trip, again
Metaphorical Fellatio
Hanamura “Boss” Sashi
Hydrozoa Ignio
Dollar/Yen exchange rate
Shoichi the cryptid
The American Dream
Cody’s next DnD character
Some uncomfortable Jared lore
Bad Police work. Again.
Geoffry’s real name
G3’s weakness
Join us next week to learn how not to get away with murder
This episode’s theme song: Work by ATEEZ

Special Episode 3, Saban's Masked Rider Episodes 1&2

Due to a combination of health and hurricanes we interrupt your regularly scheduled Agito kamentary. This was originally ran on our Patreon back in December.
I apologize for the volume on this. I've done my best, but you will likely need to listen to it a bit louder than usual. 
This week's Kamentary
· We’re sorry
· The origins of Masked Rider
· Jared was a dumb kid
· Spider Base, a ship in pain
· Arizona with a Filter on
· Toxic gas mining
· Dregon, Facts, Nefaria, Cyclopter, Double Face, and Grok
· Prince Dex and his unimportant friends
· Furbus, dear god Furbus
· Cute Aggression
· Destructasphere
· How Saban works
· Frankenslation
· The Stewarts
· Patsy and Herbie
· Dex’s Grandfather
·  Dregon’s “plan”
· Cannonball of the X-Men
·  An above ground crater
· Stoogery at its finest
· The gas leak in the Stewart’s household
· Crabs are the default
· “Leewood’s” Business District
· A horrendously edited fight scene
· Some guy in a letterman jacket
· Peyote spiked punch
· A great villain idea
· The Maggots
· Wall Boobie
· Combat Chopper and Magno
· Beetletron
· A long-held tradition of Kamen Rider protagonists
· Sword belt
· The Page Master
· How diseases make transition between species
· Kid Jed had bad taste
Join us next week for (hopefully) a return to normal.

Episode 45, Agito Episode 17

This week’s Kamentary
Various Kamen Riders that aren’t Agito
Ryo deserves happiness
Curve Sickle must split
Awkward in hindsight
Hojo’s flawed science
The Inoue Test
Greasy sliding
Everyone should hit Hojo
None of us speak sports
Hojo has too much power
The goal posts have a mind of their own
Finally, an answer, and so many more questions
Aki lies, a lot
The Trials and Tribulations of Ryo
The Mole
A theory we want to test
Even in death don’t give up your thing
G3’s record
Sexism boat
Tetris
Production blogs coming soon to Patreon
Join us next week for a shocking good time. (I’ve probably used that one already)
This episode’s theme song: My House by 2PM

Episode 44, Agito Episode 16

This week’s Kamentary
Multiple forms of X-men
Ryo needs better PR
Aki likes to watch
The best way to not draw attention to yourself
Produce affinities
Kamaitatchi
Villains Act, Heroes React
The Agito Capture Plan, or lack there of
Shoichi is too pure for Old Maid
Geoffrey may or may not know how hearing works
Ineffective cleaning methods
How not to get Mana to do something
Fish fingering, again
Shoichi’s X-men power
Ryo adds another item to his rap sheet
Specialty school
An inside joke, again
Shoichi’s grumbly tum tum is ill defined
Stalking the stalker
Continued fallout from slider mode
Join us next week when we finally cut to the point.
This episode’s theme song: Bad Liar by Imagine Dragons

Episode 43, Agito Episode 15

A special note, due to technical difficulties this and the next two episodes I was working with a streamlined soundboard.
This week’s Kamentary
Chuck E. Cheese has lore
The psychological trauma of Stuart Little
An ill-advised medical procedure
A subtle, but important distinction
Hojo has been proven fucking
The Agito capture project
Taichi’s a little bitch
Background characters, or lack there of
Sakaki Aki
The secret to Shoichi’s garden
Hojo’s a petty bitch
Surprise cooking lessons
Freudian Psychology
Skelos Falx a.k.a. Curve Sickle
Another secret to Shoichi’s garden
Agito’s perfect cover
Hammer space
Pedantry, more, again
An inside joke, just for us
Contractually obligated Ryo
Join us next week for more of the dog days of summer.
This episode’s theme song: Woof Woof by SHINee

Episode 42, Agito Episode 14

This week’s Kamentary
Kamen Rider Geats
The difference between Shoichi and Godai
Hospitals vs Power Armor
How to motivate Mana
Another terrible superpower
VHS players
Terrific
Frickin’ Hojo
Ryo’s Still in the show
Shoichi manipulates Hikawa, again
One way to handle Acutia
Machine Tornador: Slider Mode
Coconut Superpowers
The Overlord’s motivations, or lack there of
Bussel Sprout and Cabbage Cake
The Professor has emotions about a mug
Poetry
A bit
Vega from Street Fighter
Join us next week as we let the dog out
This episode’s theme song: Happy Death Day by Xdinary Heroes